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what does the meme mean

Nothing more surreal than opening Reddit and seeing a meme you made a year and a half ago on the top page of your reddit feed on r/ExplaintheJoke

Like what the hell thats me with the shitty haircut I had 18 months ago and my ear which I also had 18 months ago! And people are still confused about it the meme I made! What do you mean this is still circulating...what the fauck do you mean I exist in perpetuity in the internet....naw

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 4.6 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE SEEN MY THE SIDE OF MY HEAD HELLO THATS MORE THAN THE POPULATION OF SOME COUNTRIES, MORE PEOPLE HAVE SEEN MY EAR THAN THE POPULATION OF PANAMA?? HhhhhhhHHH AAAAAA

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okay but the way i was taught about the world is that a true statement and a divine name are the same thing -- all true statements are divine names and all divine names state something true. so is the mushroom defending itself? or is it telling you that "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" is the name of g-d?

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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oh, what pity. have you considered installing krita for android on it? it's on f-droid! it kind of works if you keep rotating the screen to access the button you need!

hey guys

my work laptop (controlled by the company and not actually mine) is trapped on windows 10 and locked down by IT

I cannot install programs

please suggest programs i can use to have fun at work please i'm so bored

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can confirm (unfortunately @elementaryos-official has some hiccups with it tho)

There is apparently an unofficial fox linux mascot

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strange programming languages are an excellent way to throw a wrench in an LLM! many models confuse vala with java and c#. want to AI-proof your project? write vala.

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what if you refuse to use C unless it's cosplaying as java

Rules:

Python is the best language for real people (aka people who are not designated software devs)

This blog is a consolidation of all my rage. Main blog is a totally-mysterious grad student biologist tgirl who does bioinformatics. If you want politeness, go there.

Science has found NO NEED for AI more advanced than scikit-learn

The best IDE is the built in Ubuntu text editor

Prep for a day of computational research with a refreshing shower coffee

If you use C or it's variants I'm throwing you out of a bus window

If you use R.... I'm so sorry

If you use Java..... Who hurt you?

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hi! i can't believe nobody has created this account yet!

but anyway... ever wished your java had more segfaults and undefined behavior?

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if debian is the distro for lesbians, what does that make arch?

im here to help you let go of binary thinking <3

Just install a good distro and get real gay. there are no rules that matter.

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i just had a nightmare