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I do not understand how people end up surrounded by drama. It's like getting creeper propositions in game: it doesn't happen to me. Either I've got a really good fuck-off aura, or I'm utterly oblivious. That's not to say drama never happens, but it's rare around me and I generally don't find myself in situations that distress me often. Maybe I curate my experience online really well?

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Commissions are open!

🗡️ 7 slots!

✨Forms here!✨

🗡️ToS and Patreon

Now you can get access to everything i make, including spice, on Patreon! If you want commission perks, it's there too >:3c

I will ALWAYS reply the submission. Please check your email and Spam box.

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killer

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sleepy kitty and hat thief

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By contrast, not a villain in FFXIV:

video games stop having the only fat characters be villains/gross-out monsters challenge level impossible

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Commissioned art for animes514 thank you so much for trusting me with your ocs and for commissioning me, its an absolute pleasure working with you! 💙✨️😊

🖤 Last few slots available for this batch commissions email me with info on my page if interested to get a piece, a bit waitlist so pls be patient 😊

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Stupid catchy Kpop. I don't even like Kpop! Stupid song stuck in my head. /grumblegrumble

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The dinner date with Zenos is like Square heard everything people asked for but then like, made it a Monkey’s Paw wish. Its a candle lit dinner, you’re both dressed in your finest, there’s wine, entertainment, there’s drama, he meets your friends and by the end of the night he’s inside you.

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I don't want a direct sequel to the DnD movie

I want more DnD movies with the same cast, but they play totally different characters every time, except for Xenk, who is the only recurring character in the entire franchise

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Would people fall in love with you?

Quiz here.

Tagged by @shadesofblades

Daephrin Astramente:

here's your answer: yes, they would. i feel like people would fall in love with your mind, first- your imagination, your creativity, your words. it's like you paint a pretty scenery whenever you open your mouth- gold, pinks, reds, purples, everyone drowns in them but it's such a sweet sensation that they don't really mind being breathless. you're charming, you really are, and you're an inspiration for anyone who looks up to you. perhaps your soul belongs in a museum, among works of art such as yourself. a single question comes to my mind: who wouldn't fall for you? with you i associate old love letters, the ones sprayed with perfume, and long, train rides.

Verdict: Quite accurate. Dae is a charmer above all else.

Aeluan Hoshinata:

here's your answer: yes, they would. falling in love with you feels like falling for your childhood best friend. it's warm, cozy, just feels so natural. it feels right. you're someone who knows how to make people feel comfortable around you; soft spoken, sweet, gentle, such a caring soul. it's hard not to like you. even though i don't really know you, somehow i feel like i have a weak spot for you already; you remind me so much of one of those plaid blankets, the ones you would wrap around your shoulders on a rainy day, and of the tepid sunlight that creeps through the curtains in the early morning. will you be mine?

Verdict: Also pretty accurate for Aelu. He's gentle and cozy and you don't know you've fallen for him until one day you wake up already in love.

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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Jump-scared by art of someone's OC that I've cut out of my life. Didn't need that this evening.

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I think I first encountered Aeluan through one of Mimble’s poems and I was immediately enamoured with him. Then to discover there were even more OCs in your roster was fantastic!

Oh gosh. This made me grin like a loon. Thank you. Mimble really is the sweetest person for helping people discover new connections.

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.