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Thinking about being domestic with Homelander

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(my friend decided that was the only appropriate reply)

me opening Tumblr to see 20 posts about homelanders prostate

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oh so this was your doing???

me opening Tumblr to see 20 posts about homelanders prostate

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ahaha guess who slipped a rib again

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seizing on the floor at the fact that this is how I found out about this, memes.

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i like never post but what the fuck is going on in the boys fandom

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HOMELANDER'S PROSTATE???? IM GENERALLY GOING TO START CRYING.

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you can never convince me that a solid 60% of the bat family isn't automatic

Ra's : sends bruce a letter about damian's specific quirks because he knows his kid is bizzare

Bruce : i cant believe he thinks i dont know how to take care of a normal child!!!! hes just like anyone else!!!!

Alfred : (the call is coming from inside the house)

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😭 this is getting traumatizing

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me opening Tumblr to see 20 posts about homelanders prostate

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The red flags are big, but his prostate is bigger.

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IM GAGGED

hows it going boys gang

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i wanna bite him so bad bro he looks absolutely ✨ delectable✨ 10/10 art

the goodest boy in the sky 🌟 me justifying all his war crimes

15 minutes sketch I've made this morning during a little pause from work, drawing my fictional husbands is my stress relief method

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dude they were so perfect together also Damian deserves to see both parents at the same time little bro needs a good example of love in his life.

brutalia is back 🥹🥹🥹😭

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AU where the real reason Ra's al Ghul has lived so long is because he's a vampire and they were just lying about the Lazarus Pits this whole time

Ra's is a vampire, Talia's a vampire, Damian's a vampire — Talia never actually dunked Jason in the Pit, she bit him.

They're all lying liars who lie and the League of Assassins is full of their thralls

Why lie? Because everyone knows about vampires and their weakenesses and this way no one will ever think to to use silver or garlic or wooden stakes against any of the al Ghuls

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flight 37 lore

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loving how teenage boys are making sigma male edits of homelander then on Tumblr theirs just a bunch of lesbians talking about his prostate issues