#god is dead

[j0celynh0rr0r]

I ❤️ Satan

[luigi177]

"Theodore" Noise.

[valencebagelbandit]

me opening Tumblr to see 20 posts about homelanders prostate

[cinnamonisclown]

[cat-brains]

⁶⁶⁶ 🫀👁👁👁🫀 ⁴²⁰

[poopyboiman]

so in my university we have this big wooden board in a hallway and people draw/write stuff on it so I thought I'd add my own thing.

extra funny because the bit of text above says "god is dead" and I couldn't agree more tbh

[vicciouxs]

cero. WE ARE THE DEADS previous | beginning | next

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CAIN'S DIARY: God is dead. Hell has devoured heaven and it's demons have escaped. Although sometimes I think that maybe He's not dead, that He's sitting up there judging us. He is making us pay for sinners in this macabre final judgment. Maybe God is not dead; maybe we are the deads.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

God. Sentenced to death by electric chair: 1 count of rape of a minor. Guilty of war crimes, terrorism, mass genocide, multiple counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and uttering death threats. Also charged with inciting hate, violence and murder.

And for what? His own stupid ego.

Good riddance.

[highladyofterrasen7]

Tag yourself

[j0celynh0rr0r]

🖤

[gallifreyanhotfive]

[cat-hesarose]

Good Omens season 2 theory, spoilers under the cut

In season 1, Metatron appears like this.

Know what that reminded me of?

What if there is no God?

Or if there was, but she fucked off long ago and Metatron hasn't actually spoken with her in aeons? "To speak to me is to speak to God" takes on a whole new meaning.

We saw Crowley creating, basically, "the universe" in ep 1. Saying "Let there be light"; a line attributed traditionally to The creator, aka God. Other angels participated in the actual manufacturing process once the designs were delivered. God was never hands-on.

It's a convincing theory that Metatron is personally responsible for Crowley's fall ("he always asked too many damn fool questions"). What if Metatron was pulling the strings since the beginning, and claiming the orders he gave came from a higher power in order to maintain legitimacy?

This does leave the question of exactly where God went, or what she has been doing all this time. Possibly she has a strict personal policy of non-interference, in Heaven and Hell as well as on Earth. Maybe after Job she got bored, and went and found a hobby and hasn't been back since. Maybe she turned herself into a whale.

Inbox always open for anyone who wants to join in the madness.

[vintage-tigre]

[jaxxrabbie]

Do you think Eve knew she was created for Adam? Do you believe that when she woke she found solace in her task to keep Adam entertained? Her very first breath was interrupted by His words “it is not good for man to be alone.” What does free will mean to Eve? What does temptation mean to Eve? What if Satan had whispered, “I created and designed this tree just for you. Come, let’s partake in its fruits together. It is not good for you to be alone.”

[rydrake6]

I killed god and I placed a potato with a smiley face drawn on it on his throne.

[splinterguy]

THE DESTROYER OF GODS HAS RISEN ONCE AGAIN

@drlemon303 forced me to make this…