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Welcome to Bikini Bottom. 🫧🍔✏️ xxx

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my favorite part of glass onion is how mad Benoit Blanc gets when he realizes he’s not in an impossible mystery but in fact dealing with the dumbest string of blundered crimes ever committed

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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + paintings (x/x)

The Mona Lisa (1503-1506) by Leonardo da Vinci The Last Supper (1495–1498) by Leonardo da Vinci The Scream (1893) by Edvard Munch

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one (1) huge boi

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the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

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absolutely hate when people say bonfires are bad for the environment. people have been burning shit forever. what we haven’t been doing forever is hyperconsumerism and flying in planes and having billionaires own 500 yachts

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most women are raised to feel guilty about everything

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

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oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

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Being the village freak isn't easy but someones gotta do it

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Love as Acceptance

Caitlyn Siehl // Leonard Cohen, "Anthem" // Rumi, "Bitterweet" // trans. Anne Carson, "Euripides" // Sade Andria Zabala, "Coffee and Cigarettes" // tumblr acct @/gayassnatural // Anne Carson, "H of H Playbook" // William Shakespeare, "Sonnet 116" // Clementine von Radics, "Mouthful of Forevers" // Toni Morrison, "Jazz"

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excuse me officer i would like to report a murder

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I’m pretty sure Blizzard doesn’t give refunds for Blizzcon tickets, virtual or otherwise. If you are boycotting Blizzard but already bought a ticket go down to protest. They already have your money, make them regret it. Wear shirts over Free Hong Kong/ Boycott Blizzard shirts so you don’t get flagged at the door, let your dissent be heard whenever there is an open mic, join in with other protesters, make this Blizzcon a disaster for them.

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protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

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this is the most loaded dialogue in the entire toy story mythos