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Seems appropriate to reblog Ladies Against Humanity.

orders of impeachment are the only valentine I want tbh

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Poem #55 [Submission]

A $10 protester is Such a chump It took Betsy’s Fifty Grand To get you off your rump.

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Poem #54 [Submission]

The Republican from Yuma named Cory Rode in on the Tea Party glory But we’re tired of his lies, And his phony disguise, 2020 will be the end of this story.

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Poem #53 [Submission]

It’s Valentine’s Day

I feel so neglected

I’ll feel so much better

When you’re not reelected

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Poem #52 [Submission]

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Things are going to hell, Where the hell ARE you?

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Poem #51 [Submission]

Republicans are no longer red. I know this is true. Cause their is no fight to protect our democracy. instead, WE HAVE YOU!

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Poem #50

Roses are red You’re not THAT far-right But still, I must wonder How do you sleep at night?

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Poem #49 [Submission]

Senator Gardner

I do want to know

How could you vote for

Betsy DeVos?

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Poem #48 [Submission]

It’s Valentines day

And I feel like greeting

My senator someday

At a town hall meeting

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Poem #47 [Submission]

Roses are red Violets can Clump Demand Jason Chaffetz Investigates Trump!

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Poem #46 [Submission]

Roses are red,

violets are blue;

take away the ACA from millions of America and low income folks will die of preventable diseases; people will be unable to afford healthcare and when they get sick will declare medical bankruptcy; and our emergency rooms and our doctors will again be overwhelmed with sick people who will be treated at a ridiculously high price, when they could have received preventative care to arrest the problem much earlier at a fraction of the cost.

You’re killing your constituents.

Sorry this doesn’t rhyme.

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Poem #45 [Submission]

I once knew a Senator from Nantucket

With a tongue so long he could  suck up

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin

“If Trump’s rear were here, I would kiss it”

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Poem #44 [Submission]

Senator Gardner Have I misunderstood Did you vote to defund Planned Parenthood?

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Poem #43

Roses are red Your hair’s salt-and-pepper Please face your constituents Don’t treat us like lepers.

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Poem #42 [Submission]

Roses are red Violets are pink Your healthcare proposals Really do stink!

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Poem #41

Roses are red Steve Miller Band is okay But Stephen Miller the adviser? Get him out of the way!

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Poem #40

Roses are red Get rid of Steve Bannon This is the worst White House Since James Buchanan.