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we're just normal agents. we're just innocent agents.

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A little bit of Farah to cheer you up and get you through the rest of the week! 💪 Textless version under the cut

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based on this dunmeshi post from twitter

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"is there a bad blood between us?"

quite literally yeah,,,,,

im experimenting with style dont look at me ghgdhgdjd

or do, lol

and before anyone asks - no, i do NOT ship main character and Tabitha. ew

But I find their relationship, connection and mutual generational trauma quite intriguing and im rooting for them!!! 🥺❤

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I love you Tabithaaaaaa

I hope she quits her jobs and reunites with her youtuber gf and live happily ever after, working as boring clerk or something if she survives lol

anyway, Scarlet Hollow is very cool game by @blacktabbygames

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template shamelessly stolen from xiv twitter so i have somewhere to dump my thoughts about my ilitw mc, who sits in a weird limbo where his characterization is very much grounded in canon but also im interpreting canon through my own fucked up knightboy lens so take it all with a grain of salt. you get where i'm going with this though

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something something sticker sheet something something anniversary something someth

(i’m making a couple other things for a little it lives fandom gift qqqq)

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thank you all for looking at my horrible, maladjusted children. for every reblog, a random fact about one of them:

Oscar's mom didn't let him have pets as a kid, but he would sneak food to the crows that hang around the house because he read once on an animal fact card that crows remember faces and thought it was super cool. His sparrow skull pendant is repurposed from one of their gifts.

Rory spent so many hours learning how to do cool knife tricks as a teen it circled back around to being uncool.

Rory is a huge klutz idiot with the proportions of a Muppet whose dancing abilities can only be described as "straight-up hazardous". Please don't ask them how many injuries they took while trying to master their cool knife tricks.

Oscar has no idea how to act around a camera, to an almost comical degree. He physically cannot smile on command; the only reason the homecoming selfie turned out well was because he had already been smiling uncontrollably. Most pictures taken of him have him with the stiffest deer-in-the-headlights expression ever. If you put a blur filter over them and add eyeshine, they could be submitted as cryptid sightings.

Morgan is a big fan of professional wrestling. Elliot calls her “the Undertaker” as a joke sometimes because Morgan sounds like morgue, and because he likes to make fun of her being a wrestling fan in the same way she ribs him for liking NIN. To be clear, though, the Undertaker is not her favorite; she's much more invested in women's wrestling, thank you very much.

Morgan went to Hartford and is friends with Hannah, the MC from The Haunting of Braidwood Manor. I need her to have one other friend who has had her own encounters with the supernatural but just NEVER talked about them. Like, Morgan has MET Eleanor. She just thinks Eleanor is Hannah’s posh British girlfriend who went to boarding school and not, like, purgatory. On that note, she's also a fan of Kaitlyn's band. Everyone At Hartford Knows Each Other

Oscar and Noah are, at heart, a hater4hater relationship of Statler&Waldorf proportions. After Oscar gets brought back to life and they start dating, they develop a truly awful habit of hanging out in the corner of any fancy event that their friends dragged them to and spending the whole time quietly bitching with each other and snickering at their own jokes. Britney overhears them once and immediately turns to Lily with the saddest most pathetic wet cat eyes ever like OH SO THEY HAVE LICENSE TO BE CUNTS BUT I DON’T??? and Lily just pats her hand indulgently and tells her to put a dollar in the slur jar.

Once everything settles down, Ro has a field day catching Oscar up on all the memes and pop culture stuff that he missed during the four years he spent as a shadow monster. He’s a good sport about it, even if he still doesn’t really understand Tiktok. Rory, on the other hand, knows exactly what a Skibidi toilet is and would be happy to explain it to anyone who asks. Which, unfortunately, no one ever does.

Judith loves shitty romance novels. She says she only buys them for purposes of critique, but they're very transparently a guilty pleasure for her. She loves that trope where the romantic interest sees the protagonist injured and starts getting aggressively overprotective and the protagonist has to stand in front of them and hold their face and scream "NO JAKEY LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART" until Jakey stops foaming at the mouth. It's that private fantasy of being important enough to someone to tame the beast within them, you know? To wield that kind of power over another person. And then she coughs, blushes, and annotates that paragraph on her Kindle with the note "I hope Jakey dies". It's complicated.

In an AU where Jane never died and she got to have a wedding of her own, she'd ask Oscar to be her best man and Noah to walk her down the aisle. Both of them cry like babies about this.

You know that one psych study where experimenters told participants to wait and entertain themselves for a while in a room with an electroshock machine and found that most men would shock themselves at least once during a 15-minute period because the negative stimulation was preferable to having to sit still doing absolutely nothing? Rory is not a man, but they are that one freak who shocked themselves 190 times because they just got that bored.

Don't ask me what happens to Oscar in the timeline where he lets Noah take Jane's place unless you want a 30 minute presentation on all the new and exciting disorders he will develop if left alone with his unfulfilled savior complex. And also the Cocomelon shit he's doing to Connor's heart, not even on purpose. On the bright side, however, he does get to watch Into the Spider-verse in theatres.

happy almost-september. in honor of fall please look at my it lives mcs

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Breakfast Club but in a Scooby Doo way

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seeing a meme and just being like. no yeah i know who this is for

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happy almost-september. in honor of fall please look at my it lives mcs

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happy first day of pride month! 🧡❤️💖🤍 mia w/ her makeover look and katherine looking as emo as ever!

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elliot and robbie

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I know this has been said before but it still gets me that Jane's last words to MC were her blaming them for not having protect her. And after she dies, MC internalizes those words and blames themselves for the rest of their life for not having saved Jane.

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Smoochy smoochy~

Devon is pretending to be smooth but actually his heartrate is at like 300BPM while Noah turns into a tomato

(seriously though he's constantly described as blushing in ILITW what a bashful baby)

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It been you and me

Since before I was me

Without you

I don't yet know

Quite how to live