valiscarnis
valiscarnis
He/Him
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Real-life vampire.
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valiscarnis · 2 days ago
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im in a very 'horny but i want someone else to take care of that for me' mood rn
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valiscarnis · 2 days ago
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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart
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valiscarnis · 2 days ago
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wanna dress a pretty boy in sexy outfits for him to walk around the house with and grope and tease him everytime i pass by even if he’s doing something, ignoring his needy whines when i walk away, until he’s all hard and leaky and begging me to bend him over the counter and fuck him.
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valiscarnis · 3 days ago
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Heyy your majesty...no, it'll just take a minute. Can we talk? I thought it was suspicious how I got promoted to your personal guardsman so quickly...and these past few days, the way you've been looking at me—no my liege, I'm not insinuating anything. Nothing more than what you've been hinting at, right?
You don't have to play coy, your majesty. I can see how shallow your breath is. I can hear your voice trembling. It's cute. I wonder what it'll sound like when you're moaning and screaming my name.
That's what you want my liege, isn't it? Otherwise you would've called the other knights in by now. And you wouldn't be leaning into my touch—practically keening as I slip my hands past these fine silks you wear. You wouldn't be leaking onto my fingers like a common whore. Does it turn you on, to be treated so roughly by a brute? Don't worry, I'll be gentle. After all, if your majesty wants me so bad, it's only my duty to serve you to the very best of my ability.
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valiscarnis · 4 days ago
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what did they put in the word faggot that makes it so hot to be called during sex
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valiscarnis · 4 days ago
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Yeah, I’m into fitness…fitness whole werewolf cock in my mouth
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valiscarnis · 7 days ago
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Right? What a pathetic dork
Can i hump those knee high converses of yours perhaps please please please
Thats a faggy fucking question (yes)
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valiscarnis · 7 days ago
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Can i hump those knee high converses of yours perhaps please please please
Thats a faggy fucking question (yes)
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valiscarnis · 8 days ago
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Bratting out by sending nudes and pretending i dont know why owners hard :3
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valiscarnis · 8 days ago
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things that are gay sex:
cannibalism
surgery
russian roulette
braiding/brushing hair
fishing
hunting
gutting animals
stabbing
drinking blood from the wrist or neck
autopsies
shootouts
boxing/wrestling
digging in the ground
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valiscarnis · 10 days ago
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owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it
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valiscarnis · 10 days ago
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btw if ur ever sucking tdick you should try sucking it like a regular dick. fuck that "spell the alphabet" shit. bob on that knob. get that whole thing in ur warm wet mouth and suck it. guide his hands to ur hair so he knows its okay to grab it and really facefuck you. i promise it'll drive him crazy
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valiscarnis · 10 days ago
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I just think it’s super hot when people are bent over naked like, face down ass up showing everything. Like they’re just so fucking horny they don’t even wanna know what comes next it’s the perfect position like I could spit in your hole one minute and be breeding you the next and you’re just so desperate for it you don’t even care you’re practically shoving your hole in my face you just drool all over yourself and cum ? It’s fucking slutty.
@/tooesoteric2tboy - now
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valiscarnis · 10 days ago
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i love when boys' voices get higher.
The cute squeal when you surprise them in a hug, the sweet whiny laugh as they beg ye to stop tickling them, the scream followed by giggles when ye watch horror movies, the whiny high pitched way they react when you scratch their scalp or their back, the random voice crack thats so cute and highpitched.x<333 i love when boys' voices get higher and whinyyy. :333.
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valiscarnis · 10 days ago
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dominant things you can say during sex
i didnt hear what you said
hold on i need to blow my nose
wow
i feel kind of nauseous
is this anything
i don't know
this kind of reminds me of that one song
we can probably ignore that noise if you want to
why is my sock wet
it smells bad in here
that was weird
where are my glasses
ow
this is normal
sorry
just 2 chill people chilling
this is cool
can you say that again
are we good
youre actually naked
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valiscarnis · 10 days ago
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Psspsspss hereee transgender doms psstpsst a cute tboy who yaps about his hyper fixation until he is getting fucked too good to think psstpss tboy also will lookat you pathetically while begging to eat you out/suck you off pssssssss tboy who begs really pretty and makes pretty noises when you fuck him psst
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valiscarnis · 13 days ago
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being punk is about pissing yourself. being goth is about pissing yourself. being emo is about pissing yourself. are you starting to get the message. can you take the hint. do you know what you have to do.
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