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Coyote (Albino) | Glenn Dreger

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Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

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When considering whether to keep or release a fish, make sure to take into account the following:

1) Did the fish have it coming?

1a. Has the fish wronged you?

1b. Has the fish wronged a loved one?

1c. Does the fish support the wrong football club?

1d. Does the fish look a little bit gay?

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Proto Harrow has three icons (?) attached to his belt and they are:

a hooded female figure (maybe a Sol/Lua nun),

Arthur on horseback (actual real horse not a Kaithe),

and Loid with a Grimoire.

(image taken from trailer which is why it's ant sized)

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Ouuuuuuu Past Life ouuuuuu

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I really like how the four pixel wide arms on the old minecraft skins make it look like Pearl has GUNS

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anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys

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My daily mantras:

"I have 100 diamonds"

"It is my birthday"

"There is no hole here"

"I am your ally"

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applecore silly sharks 🧃🐛 this is a sticker sheet reward for my kofi members! if you joined in march, youll get it in april 🍡

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family group chat

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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

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When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.

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news is good sometimes.