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[valnise]

I just want to touch zhonglis horns or tail. Like they are so pretty

a/n: me too anon, me too ><

I love the image of a relaxed Zhongli who, after much coaxing from your part, allows a small pair of horns to adorn the top of his head. Well, it’s less that it’s small and more so that he’s big enough that almost anything that isn’t comically large looks small near him.

They look similar to Azhdaha’s horns in colour, earthy tones that make them look like Geo formations sitting atop their heads. However, Zhongli’s look just a tad bit neater, as if a gifted craftsman had taken the time to carve and polish them — which, may be possible considering how particular the former archon has become in regards to his appearance ever since your arrival.

His horns blend in their base with his hair, a dark brown colour that fades into a colour that looks akin to polished Cor Lapis. They sit comfortably atop his hair, curling upwards until the very tip where they finally look down. Long, thick vein-like carvings decorate them, their pattern looking much like the ones found in his pillars.

Whenever he uses his Geo element, which he rarely does whenever he allows himself to show his more draconian features, said carvings are filled up with elemental energy that glows a golden colour, instances in which they look much like rivers of gold flowing through him.

They’d probably be cold, at least whenever he’s not using any elemental energy, in which case they seemingly hum a soft warmth. But it never burns hot or freezingly cold, on the instances where you glide the pad of your finger through the, surprisingly, smooth surface it feels pleasant. Like an ointment that leaves your skin tingling, they seemingly buzz with energy native to Teyvat.

I also like to think that, when allowing more… draconic features of his to shine, Zhongli’s arms look similar to his Rex Lapis days. Back then, his arms were deep in colour with golden markings glowing - much like his horns, I’d think. Unlike before, the colour doesn’t seep into his neck, instead neatly ending near his shoulders and fading back into his human form’s flesh. But it’s just as striking, they almost look like gloves, but when you touch them they still feel like skin — the golden etchings in them, however, would probably feel more calloused, like scar tissue. In these instances, his arms run cold, much like stone. It’s only near the golden tissue that a semblance of warmth is found. During particularly hot summer days, they work wonders in keeping the heat away.

A tail… for some reason, I feel like he’d be extremely hesitant in showing it off. Only during private hours with you, where he’ll be absolutely certain no one other than yourself will see, will he show you. When he does, you notice how slim it is — only growing in size by the end, where it resembles a cloud. It’s essentially the same tail he possesses as Morax, where the end is filled with explosive colours that make it look like pure Geo energy materialising into the air.

Like any dragon, his tail is made out of scales - however his are surprisingly smooth, they blend into each other creating the illusion of there being no scales at all. They’re still sturdy, however, you’re pretty sure no weapon in existence could cut through them. His tail’s end… I think it’d be fur, long hairs combed into their position mimicking the clouds above Liyue Harbor during sunsets, unlike the rest of his body, I think it’d be surprisingly soft and, forgive my blasphemy, fluffy.

In these instances where he allows himself to be more vulnerable, showing bits and pieces of his most prominent and powerful forms, he grows to love your affection.

He loves it just as much when you comb his long, silken hair as when you detangle his tail. The feeling of your nails tracing the hundreds of scales that protect his tail make a shiver run down his spine, one that pleasures him as much as takes him by surprise every time.

Zhongli is rather secretive about his previous roles in life, which means that he has to trust you quite a lot to willingly expose traits of his that once belonged to the lives he once lived, which is why he’s so keen on keeping these attributes of his known only to the two of you.

If he so much as senses anybody coming near the room, his horns and tail quickly disappear - much to your disappointment. If anybody, much less someone like Venti, where to catch even so much as a glimpse of his more draconian features, you might need to physically restrain him lest he send them home with multiple injuries. It comes to a point where he mostly only cares about keeping a secret only between you and himself, rather than keeping his identity secret.

It’s why he treasures the soft moments where you lay in bed together, his head resting against your chest as you softly rub his horns with gentle motions. His ears are sharp, the beating of your heart is loud and clear to Zhongli, but it’s not bothersome at all — instead, it’s soothing to him, like the sound of soft rain against a window would be to some or waves softly crashing down into the sand. You’re too sleepy to notice, the warmth radiating from the man on top of you was simply too comfortable for you to resist the temptation of slumber, the soft purring that rumbled from his chest.

That was yet another feature of his you’d soon familiarise yourself with though, he still wanted to keep a few cards up his sleeve in case he felt you were drifting too far away from his embrace.

[valnise]

When you offer to dom him

Warnings: MDNI, nsfw, dom reader, praise (giving, Xiao, Itto), degradation (giving, Kaeya, Itto ), slapping/biting mention (giving, Kaeya), marking (giving, Heizou), overstimulation (giving, Childe, Thoma), bondage (giving, Albedo)

Zhongli - gives you tips at first but once he sees you have the hang of it, he lays back and let's you do your job. He enjoys it quite a lot too to not have to do all the work for once. It feels nice to have you take care of him and he tells you so several times as you bring him to the peak.

Xiao - surprisingly into it right away. He actually finds it really hot when you take charge. He's blushing A LOT and the sounds he makes are pure sin. Very obedient sub who likes to hear a lot of praise. He deserves it so don't hold back!

Thoma - very supportive of you, and he loves to please you so it works out perfectly. Likes to be praised and loved by you and he always turns red during it. He's into being overstimulated! Wouldn't mind repeating this.

Scaramouche - vehemently against it at first but it's only because he's too prideful. When you make him feel so loved during foreplay, he finally tells you quite shyly he won't mind you being in charge. He's kind of bratty though but I'm sure you can deal with that without a problem and have him a whimpering mess soon.

Kazuha - teases you about it at first until you go down on him, then he shuts up real fast. He can't hold back his babbling about how good you make him feel until eventually, he stops being able to form coherent sentences and just softly moans and tries to bring you closer. Power bottom.

Kaeya - also teases you and stays that way throughout the whole ordeal. That is, unless you start degrading him heavily and stop holding back. Slap him, bite him, glare at him - he's silent now, other than his groans of pleasure. Just remember about aftercare, he'll need it.

Itto - another one who finds it incredibly hot and he immediately supports you and asks you to go at it right away. He's actually a very sweet sub and he lets you do practically anything - don't forget to show him some appreciation for it. But he can take degradation too and get even harder from it. The choice is yours...

Heizou - experimentalist at heart, he'd let you do anything to him if you ask. He can be bratty, he can be obedient, depends entirely on his mood or your suggestion. He's good at it all, his exaggerated moans letting you know he's enjoying it too. Likes to be marked by you.

Diluc - insecure about it but once again, just show him he can trust you taking care of him. After that, he's willing to do anything you ask him to. He's easily reduced into a moaning whore, sometimes he remembers himself and blushes about being so shamelessly needy for you.

Childe - would like to fight with you to see who's gonna be on top. He'd let you win, no worries, he just likes to see you all sweaty and worked up because of him. Another power bottom, at least at the beginning. He's easy to overstimulate and once that happens, he's like a putty in your hands.

Albedo - agrees to it right away. He's always in for new and interesting experiences. His eyes are on you a lot, his hands exploring your body whenever he can. If you tie him up, he'll pout a little but soon finds out he enjoyes being at your mercy. Lots of heavy breathing and barely audible moans from this man.

[valnise]

Oh, Dear Detective!

cw: sub!heizou, dom!reader, penetration but i still tried to make it as gender neutral as possible, overstimulation, slight feminization

a/n: hey god, it’s me again 💀

“And? Is that all you’ve recently learned, Detective?”

“L-Lay off it already, you know that our culprit is a tough one.” Heizou defended himself, stuttering as he struggled to focus.

Detective partners, that was all you were. Right, nothing more.

Heizou’s ass smacked with your thighs repeatedly as he continued to ride you. He breathed hastily, feeling his core tighten. His own thighs were shaking but he still thought of what the possible reason was that this culprit of his kept getting away. 

Both of you have been stuck on the case for weeks until a red-faced Heizou approached you, claiming that cumming helped him think clearer. Now, whether that was a ploy to get you to have sex with him because he had underlying feelings or he was actually telling the truth, you couldn’t tell. But who could pass up an opportunity like this. The one and only, Heizou.

“(Name)—” 

“Maybe if you moaned the culprit’s name like that, they’d come out.”

His body shivered, cock staining your body. He stammered an apology but knew that it was worth nothing. If he wanted to apologize, he knew what to do already.

“Sorry, couldn’t help it…” He uttered, laying on top of you as he used his tongue to clean you up. 

“Do you do this with the others too? Let them fuck your brains out until you form a definite conclusion?” You asked him out of curiosity, though a hint of harshness laid within.

“N-No, just you, (Name).”

“Good. Should we try out another position then?” You offered him, putting Heizou beneath you who’s stamina was already depleted yet still, he didn’t deny you. Letting him be used as a fucktoy as much as you want.

With just a blow of air from your mouth, his cock hardened once more. You couldn’t help but giggle. “I really can’t tell if you’re getting any work done except taking me inside you.”

Heizou’s back arched, grabbing the futon below him. His eyes closed while he felt you roughly entered, pushing inside him even though he’s already filled enough. Ah, but he could definitely fit more of your length, couldn’t he? The great Heizou would never disappoint, right?

“T-Too much! W-Wait! Ahhn!”

He let out a high pitched shriek and if you weren’t looking, you could’ve totally mistook it for a girl. “Be quiet now. Although, I’m sure no one would expect such a voice would come from you.”

“(N-Name)!” 

“What? Want me to call you a good girl?”

“That’s not it…” He looked away, though his body was saying otherwise with the way he flinched when you mentioned it.

A grin presented on your face as you exited out of him. Heizou tried to sit back up only to fail, watching you leave the room and come back with something in hand. “Stay still…” 

You raised his head up, pulling away the hair tie he usually wore with his ponytail. “Ow!” He shouted, your hands pulling on the hair on his scalp. You felt proud of your idea and showed him his reflection, making Heizou stunned. Instead of the usual ponytail, he now had twin tails.

“I’m still not done, Heizou-chan~”

You could tell he was getting a bit pissed, though still as cute as ever. You inserted inside him again, but Heizou seemed more sensitive than usual. Immediately gasping and cum leaking out of his cock already. “Don’t get too distracted, Mr. Detective. Remember your goal.”

“The one w-who’s been causing chaos lately–ah!” Heizou’s legs wrapped around yours, tightening against you.

“They’re retreating…to L-Liyue!”

He choked on his own tears, knowing that he’s nearing another orgasm. “F-Faster, please!”

“Great work, detective.”

His hips violently shook as you pounded roughly, screaming as he came, not caring if others were to hear him anymore. Cum decorated his thighs and leaked between his ass, breathing heavily while his eyes fluttered looking at your face.

You left him to rest for a while and ended up on the rented place’s balcony, only dressed in a kimono for decency.

“What is it, (Name)?” A voice from your left asked.

“Tell The Tsaritsa that everything’s going to plan.”

[valnise]

Happy Birthday, Albedo!

I haven't had a gathering with this many people in a long time. This is a novel experience for me, thank you for your invitation.

But judging by your expression, it looks like you have something to tell me?

Why don't we go outside quietly and get some fresh air for a while? We'll come back quickly.

Everyone seems to be having a good time, so I don't think they'll mind.

[valnise]

no cause that last ask has me thinking, like.. maybe kazuha's actually reluctant to accept physical affection at first.

cause "everything is in the past" sounds suspiciously like a suppression tactic, if you ask me.. so i imagine he does the same with his emotions, right? he probably is stiff when on the receiving end of affection cause it unearths emotions that he spent a lot of time keeping under lock and key for the sake of having a free mind

so at first, kazuha's too shy to initiate contact, tenses up when hugged, hesitates to kiss back... like i think it takes a very long time for kazuha to become clingy because of the emotions that he refuses to let himself sort out

so the day kazuha takes your fingers in his without being prompted... don't say anything, even if you feel like squealing. just hold onto him tightly; it's the first step of many <3

[valnise]

beats you up affectionately

[valnise]

okay so maybe heizou's kinda... y'know... kissable... give him a quick cheek kiss.. maybe... oh god my chest hurts, i don't think that's enough kisses for him WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE

[valnise]

KAZUHAM?!&@+>×&×*@;×&#;@&*#@[$ I DIDNT THINK I'D RUN INTO HIMSMMSMSSJJSDN

[valnise]

I want to bite Kazu so so much

i, too, would like to bite kazuha. a lot.

bc im like. thinking.

(stupid messy zuzu rambling below + lightly suggestive content)

the biting starts out as a joke at first

kazuha would jokingly nip your finger whenever you pointed at him or you would lightly bite his hand if he ever put it in front of your mouth to shut you up whenever you're teasing him for something

or maybe sometimes you'd just like. bite his cheek, which makes him blush, but he's rlly cute okay :(

but then it's like. not a joke anymore

because both of you also probably bite at each other's bottom lips when kissing, albeit very gently

although it seems to have a greater effect on one of you than the other

(spoilers: it's kazuha.)

whenever you tug on kazuha's bottom lip with your teeth when kissing him, he always sighs so softly...

it's actually quite easy to take control of a kiss that way

kazuha often tries to tease you by leaving kisses around your face or pecking your lips and not giving you more

but if you bite his lip, he's like putty in your hands.

his eyes will flutter and he'll melt, and all you have to do is weave your fingers in his hair and he's yours.

we're not . not gonna get into the hair thing. not now.

back to biting, right

kazuha, like all people, has weak spots. and they are as follows:

his collarbones, his ears, and just below his jaw.

like i said, biting kazuha is all fun and games until it isn't anymore

while the collarbones and jaw area make sense, you found out about kazuha's ears by pure accident

you actually came across all three spots in the same incident

you were whispering in his ear to try and get his attention and he was being annoying and pretending to ignore you, so the only way you could think of to get him to stop being an asshole was to tug gently on his earlobe with your teeth

which had better results than expected

you lean back from kazuha's ear and blink at him, your eyes blown wide. "what was that?" you ask, bewildered.

kazuha doesn't meet your eyes. his face is getting redder by the second as he keeps his attention elsewhere. "i don't know what you're talking about."

you expected him to say as much. you're not sure why you bothered asking -- there's no way he'd own up to making a sound like that. when kazuha whimpered just now, he must have startled not only you, but himself. he didn't make any moves to push you away, nor did he get defensive; he just sat there quietly, his cheeks burning bright as the sound echoes in your mind.

"kazuha," you shimmy closer to him, crowding him against the arm of the couch, "do you wanna explain what that was?"

your boyfriend peeks at you from the corner of his eye. he's never looked so shy before. "i already told you, i don't know what you mean." he fixes his eyes on his feet. "nothing happened."

ah, you think. so this is the game he's going to play. you rest a hand on kazuha's shoulder and lean in close to his ear. you can feel him tensing. you blow on his ear lightly and giggle when he jolts and raises his shoulders. "are your ears sensitive, kazuha?"

kazuha looks at you this time, his face still flushed. "you already know that they are." when you smirk at him, he narrows his eyes. "and not in the way that you're thinking, dove, i can assure you."

he's right; you do already know he has sensitive ears. kazuha's always been sensitive to noises -- he can hear the softest of sounds and easily gets headaches whenever things are too loud. he's so deeply connected with the world around him via his ears. you just weren't expecting to find out that his ears are sensitive to both sound and touch.

you kiss lightly at the shell of his ear. kazuha flinches, but doesn't make any move to push you away. you tug at his earlobe again with your teeth and this time, you can hear kazuha's breath catch in his throat.

"you're cute," you whisper. kazuha huffs but doesn't say anything, so you continue. you press gentle kisses against his ear and suck his earlobe into your mouth, drawing another whimper from him. it's almost needy; you shiver with the urge to do it again.

"dove, please," kazuha grabs the hem of your shirt.

you sigh and kiss from his ear to his lips, where he kisses you back eagerly. you can't help but smile into it. "if you wanted a kiss so badly, you could've just said so." you murmur against his lips.

"enough." kazuha grumbles. he pulls you in closer, effectively shutting you up with a kiss.

so ... that's the best i've got

it's 2am and i needed to get this out my head

but yes i want bite. ... hm .

[valnise]

KazuhaxReader

𓇥 𓂃 ⚠️ NSFW⸝⸝ Drunk sex

YALL SAW THE NEW EVENT RIGHT???? KAZUHA DRUNK?? PLUS THE PLEASE AND WHINES?!`?`!|÷&$ A THOUSAND OF THOUGHTS RUSHING THROUGH MY VEINS WITH THAT AUDIO. KAZUHA DRUNK SEX! EITHER HE IS THE BOTTOM OR TOP, HE ALWAYS WHINE WITH THOSE PITCHY AND BREATHY VOICE.

[valnise]

sweet time.

# — pairing: kazuha x gn!reader

# — characters: gender neutral reader, kazuha

# — summary: literally just making out with kazuha. completely self-indulgent.

# — warnings: mildly suggestive content. minors beware.

# — tags: fluff, lots o' kissing, maybe a neck kiss here and there, lil bit of teasing, zuzu is losing their actual fucking mind

# — notes: ..i swear i'm just your average kazuha enjoyer. reblogs and reactions are greatly appreciated, and i hope you enjoy!

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✧ — 🍁 — ✧

when kissing kazuha, you always take your sweet time.

it's languid, the way your lips move against his. slow and almost methodical, as if kissing him is a science. kazuha's return kisses are light; playful. teasing and impish, the way he grins into each kiss; passionate, the way he appeases you when he's teased you for too long.

your fingers rest comfortably on the back of kazuha's neck while his hand rests on your cheek. from up close, you can see the gold in his eyes -- it shimmers as he scans your features. for what, you're not sure.

"looking for something?" you murmur your question into the space between.

kazuha's eyes jump from your lips and back up. "no," he murmurs in return. "just admiring." when you fluster slightly, kazuha leans in and brushes his lips over yours, drawing a gasp from your chest. "you're a work of art, my love. so divine." his voice drops to a whisper.

you're at a loss for words. all you can do is kiss him fully and pour all of the devotion you feel into the gesture. kazuha meets you halfway and does the same, his mouth warm against your own.

soft. so impossibly soft, he is. the gentle pecking of you do turns into longer, slower kisses. no longer can you see the way kazuha's eyes are hooded when he pulls back and looks at you. you can only feel his body pressing closer and closer to yours as your kisses deepen. you lick at the seam of his lips and he grants you access, opening just enough for you to brush your tongue against his. kazuha shivers subtly in your hold and you can feel the heat rising up his neck each time your tongues meet.

the kiss comes to a standstill when you gently take his bottom lip between your teeth. you tug ever so slightly, and you can hear his sharp intake of breath. when you pull away, you see the color that's resting high on his cheeks. kazuha's dazed by you, and you think you can almost see the hearts that are dancing in his irises.

you try to say something witty but kazuha is kissing you again, feverish this time. he's picking up the pace, his fingers twitching against your skin when you sigh into his mouth. it's a bit of an afterthought, but you realize that he tastes of the tea that you two drank earlier. roses bloom behind your lids whenever kazuha parts his lips for you -- only you. the sound of your lips connecting makes is like music to your ears.

usually, when kissing kazuha, you take your sweet time. but there are times when he gets impatient -- when he loses his composure and leans into the greed that he keeps locked away.

you satisfy his cravings for you by slowing down the kiss. you try to get him to savor it. this time, it is you who pulls away first. kazuha is the one who chases after your lips this time, a frustrated huff leaving him. you chuckle and he pinches your side in an effort to quiet you.

"take your time, kazuha." you croon at him. you keep yourself just out of reach, much to his annoyance. "i'm not going anywhere."

it's not often that he's on the receiving end of such taunts. kazuha narrows his hazy eyes at you, his brows furrowed. "i'm aware." he mutters. "but i'd prefer if you stopped teasing me."

"you can dish it out but you can't take it, huh?"

"you're really pushing it, dove."

"what's the magic word?" a grin splits your face when kazuha rolls his eyes. he's getting more and more antsy by the second, as indicated by the way he's drumming his fingers on your side. you think he's going to pinch you again, but he doesn't. he stays quiet instead. "not gonna say it?" you ask. "then can you let go of--"

kazuha's arms encircle your waist and he drops his head onto your shoulder with a sigh. "...are you really going to make me say it?"

you snicker. "maybe. do you want more kisses?"

"when did my petal become so cruel?" kazuha turns his head and noses at your neck. he finds your most sensitive spot in an instant -- he has you memorized by now. lips brush against your skin and when you shiver, you can feel his smug smile. "is something the matter, petal? you've gone stiff."

in pure kazuha fashion, he's trying to regain the upper hand. if only everyone else knew he resorted to such underhanded tactics. "you still haven't asked," you breathe, your voice tight. "you have to let go of me."

kazuha hums and lazily presses kiss after kiss against your neck. "but you're warm." you can feel his words more than you can hear them. he licks a slow stripe up to your jaw and kisses the skin there, a low chuckle rumbling in his chest when your hand comes up to grab at his hair to keep him in place. "oh? you want more?"

cocky bastard.

you struggle to find your voice as he starts to suck on your skin. teeth nip and your neck stings with the creation of fresh marks. you can feel the way kazuha steadily paints your neck with purples and reds. "yes," you stammer, your voice airy, "but at least i'm not afraid to admit it." you challenge him with your words. it's the only way you two do battle with each other.

"and who said i was afraid?" kazuha stops and straightens himself out to look you in the eye. there's something richer in his eyes -- something darker. goosebumps start to litter your skin.

"you still haven't asked." you can't believe he actually took the bait. "if you're not scared, then say it. tell me what you want."

kazuha's stare is intense. the autumnal shades of red in his eyes threaten to take you under. he's quiet as he thinks of the right words to say, and you have to keep yourself afloat in the meantime. then, he finally speaks. so plain, so simple. "kiss me."

it sounds like a demand, but you know it's a request. kazuha's bandaged hand comes up and rests comfortably on your neck. his grip is firm -- not squeezing, but comfortable. wrapped fingers encircle your neck and flex, and your pulse flutters beneath his fingertips. in turn, you gently rest your fingers on kazuha's pulse point, your nails lightly raking his skin. you can feel him run his fingers over the marks he'd made earlier.

"again," you whisper. "one more time."

kazuha obeys. "kiss me, petal." his eyes drop to your lips. back to square one. "please."

you'd be a monster if you denied him. you lean in and oblige him.

when kazuha kisses you back, he takes his sweet time. he sighs into your mouth, pleased, and the cycle begins once more.

✦ ... i literally cannot say anything to defend myself. y'all know what i'm about.

✦ but okay look, in my defense, the kazuha x reader tag is drying out and i want kazu kissing content. i had to take matters into my own hands, your honor.

✦ hhhh god i want to kiss him so fucking bad.

[valnise]

in drunken nights

in which you take care of a drunk, clingy kazuha.

when men had stormed into your home and obnoxiously chanted, “emergency, emergency!” you hadn't expected the so-called urgent crisis to be...

“what are you doing...?” you gazed at the inexplicable picture that was kazuha choking hugging a crewmate and at least five bulky giants attempting to pry him off, all of which were failing miserably.

“kazuha had one too many drinks,” someone belonging from the crux fleet helpfully supplied, gesturing to the empty bottles of sake scattered on the table. “and he's become some sort of a hugging monster.”

which, honestly, still didn't explain why you were brought here. “so... why did you call for me?”

“please take him home,” begged another man, kneeling by your feet and tugging on your pants. “please.”

“hey!” a voice chimed in warning, followed by a hiccup. you turned your head to face kazuha, who had finally let go of the traumatized man gasping for breath in the corner. “don't touch,” hic, “[name]!” he pointedly steered threats towards the beggar(?) before you, approaching with wobbly steps.

you caught him with your arms when he inevitably stumbled, too inebriated to fully function. “woah there, are you okay?” he clung to you tightly, pulling you down with his weight. “who let him drink this much?!”

“captain challenged him to a drinking match.”

figures.

“archons...” you heaved a defeated sigh, hoisting up your giggly companion. you placed one of his arms to rest on your shoulders and held him up by the waist, sending an accusing look to a nearby crewmate. “why don't you take care of him?”

“we got our hands full with beidou.”

again, figures.

appearing not too pleased by you neglecting him, kazuha roused awake, leaning far too close to your ear than necessary. “[name]...” he breathed rather than spoke, lips nearly brushing against your skin. “where are you taking me...?”

blood rushed to the tips of your ears. “please don't make it sound like i'm doing something illegal.”

“i can't believe you had it in you, [name],” said beidou, clearly intoxicated with alcohol. she took a swig from her jug and loudly announced, “taking advantage of, hic, kazuha of all people!”

your cheeks burned hotly, amplified by the booming laughter spreading across the tables. “i am not doing such thing!”

kazuha whined, slurring his words. “you... won't do anything...?”

“i swear you're doing this on purpose.”

you were absolute sure he was. tilting his head to your neck, stumbling conveniently, and whispering words to your ear in a calculated manner — he had to be doing this to rile you up. either that or he had the natural makings of a player, with all the flowers that come out of his mouth instead of proper words, unknowingly charming innocent victims with his alluring voice.

“don't be too rough with him, okay?” one cooed in jest as you passed by him, your pace hastening with each teasing comment while dragging kazuha with you. “poor guy's nearly unconscious.”

“i'm not doing anything to him, so shut it!” you retorted, not quite as intimidating as you wanted to be when your face was the same shade as a ripened apple.

“boo, coward.”

“no chickening out!”

“dear archons, please give me patience...” you bit on your bottom lip, deciding to stay silent and cut off the pointless conversation once and for all.

“[nameeee]...” kazuhaa drawled out, tripping on his own feet. you yelped and barely kept your balance.

“what is it this time-” you risked a glance at him, groaning in irritation, and you immediately pulled back your head when your face was closer than intended and you'd just brushed noses. goddamn it.

“pay attention to me!” he demanded as a bratty child would, except a child wouldn't stare at you so deeply and pepper your face with kisses as a means to annoy you.

“what- no- stop moving around!”

“get a room!”

“shut up!”

getting pushed back to the sofa as soon as you arrived in your house wasn't the last thing you expected to happen, but you were plenty caught off-guard.

“kazuha...” you sighed, effectively pinned down to the couch with him looming above you. his face was buried to the space beside your head, unrelenting to rise. “get up. i have to take care of you, so let me go. you need water to sober up.”

“don't want to.” he stubbornly nuzzled his head against your neck for emphasis.

“this kid...” you exhaled exasperatedly. your fingers ran through his hair, loosening his ponytail. “please? you're crushing me.”

you felt him pause, considering the potential harm he may cause.

even in his terribly drunken state, his childish tendencies came into a full halt and he obediently rose from his position, though the pout on his face was apparent.

“there, good boy.” you praised and sat up, pleased with his docile behavior. “do you feel sick? need to throw up? i can get a few more pillows.”

“[name] is enough.”

“that's sweet, but i'll get seriously angry if you throw up on me.”

“i won't throw up...” his hand inched towards yours, shyly playing with your fingers. “i promise.”

fuck, he's adorable.

still, you liked to think you had self-discipline. you won't let yourself get swayed by a pretty face.

“well, what do you want to do then? feel like sleeping? it's late at night, after all.”

he sheepishly glanced at you, looking with a silent plea. “...stay with me?”

you take that back.

“you know what? fine.” you tugged him towards you and fell on the cushions, wrapping him in a hug. “friends cuddle all the time. this is fine.”

yes, most certainly. this was quite the intimate act, but not totally exclusive to lovers. you chanted that over and over again to convince yourself, belatedly ignoring the fingers softly tracing patterns on your skin that seemed to stray off the levels of platonic.

“what are you trying to do, really...” you groaned, sanity escaping you. kazuha's expression remained vacant, unapologetic for his touchy nature.

“can i kiss you?”

kill me now.

“what if i say no?”

you wouldn't, of course you wouldn't. kazuha knew that too, that's why he didn't flinch and proceeded as if nothing happened. he reached his hand to your face, tracing the edge of your chin.

“would you?”

you stayed silent, and kazuha takes it as his cue.

his lips pressed gently to yours, relishing in the plush softness. your heart picked up its pace, thudding loudly in your chest, and it only raced faster when you felt the sudden sweep of his tongue on your bottom lip, prodding for permission. you stiffened considerably, but you let your eyes close and you lose yourself in the sensation, reciprocating the kiss and fingers grasping on his shirt for purchase.

you were momentarily surprised by his abrupt shift in position, his hand relocating to the back of your neck to pull you impossibly closer, and when you open your eyes, you see pools of red, admiring each expression you make.

“you-” you pulled away, startled into wiping away at your mouth. “don't open your eyes...”

his eyes crinkled at the edges, mirth warming his gaze. “sorry, i couldn't help but get curious.”

you grumbled incoherently, tasting sake on your tongue. “so? when the hell did you get sober?”

at first, he stared at you blankly, processing your words. then his lips stretched into an abashed grin, bringing his hand to shyly rub the back of his neck. “ah, i've been found out?”

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Danali Mikhaliov, Assassin and Hot Woman

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I will say, i miss seeing sfw and nsfw headcanons cross my dash, but im averse to dark relationship stuff... sighs

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Ughhhh I'm so sad... I miss a couple of nsft writers in the dom!reader genshin community... fl0werbun... Oyanu... where are you!!! I want to make sure you're okay!!! If yall remade I'd love to follow yall!! Ugh...