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just read “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” it blew my mind away
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my favorite hannibal bit is when will says some weird shit and everyone stares at him
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thinking about how will went to hannibal
every
single
time
he
needed
someone
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friendly reminder that
this
is how hannibal lecter sees will graham
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Hey! I made a silly little Uquiz geared towards people with Celiac or other gluten intolerances! (But you don't have to have one to take it)
Most of the answers are just sort of different ways that I behave, so probably not all that accurate. Just for funsies.
#this quiz reminded me how my DOCTOR made the 'id kill myself' comment#she was explaining to me what happens in the endoscopy right before i went it#conversation moved to what foods i can no longer eat#and she was like i could never id kill myself#like....
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To be honest I love how at the beginning both Alana and Jack were practically pushing Will towards conversations with Hannibal and Jack started like that:
only to end up like:
So much for “beauty sleep”, huh?
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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out
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I hate that trope in fanfics when Will either doesn't understand the way Hannibal talks or is sick of his metaphors.
Because that man delighted in that shit. That was their way of flirting. It's not only the murders and cannibalism, it's also the way neither of them could talk about anything normally.
Everyone needs to stop dumbing down Will Graham, because my man could and would talk circles around any of you.
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE S3 TEASER | Meet the Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid
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Inside Out if it was filmed inside my head
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Can you tell if they are in love from their eyes?
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How do I explain to my parents that my favourite media is gay cannibals
#i made the mistake of forcing my parents to watch ……#my stepdad genuinely did not get why i said hannibal and will were in love#THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER THE SEASON THREE FINALE#DUDE HAD WATCHED THE ENTIRE SHOW#AND SAID what? no they’re not gay#BRO???? WHAT?#THEY LITERALLY SAY SO
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I urgently need someone to make the angstiest most emotional hannigram edit ever to decode by paramore. Like stupidly depressing. I need it.
#REAL#how did we get here#but you think that i can’t see what kind of man that you are if you’re a man at all#i actually need this now
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I hope Daniel has just an INSANE slut era now. One second you're 70 years old with Parkinson's and the next suddenly you aren't sick anymore AND not only are you strong again but you've got fucking superhuman strength, AND you've got weird sexy new eyes, AND you've just become a millionaire?? I for one would be absolutely insatiable. Watch out gay people of the world peepaw's about to hit the streets
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