vampire-abed-truther

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the first episode of community i ever watched was advanced gay and i think that says a lot about me

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i really like both lesbian annie and annie/abed. The only answer to solve both of these is trans!abed. Now this would mess with my gay troy and trobed theory, so i present, nonbinary!abed.

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do not watch community in your formative years. i cannot go back. i've had no personality for the last 6 years i am just abed

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seems about right

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why is he so cunty

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i feel like we don't discuss how mentally ill jeff winger is enough

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do they know it's legal now

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imagine if jeff and britta had a kid in the movie. and one day troy, abed and annie had to take care of it. the kid would start calling them uncle troy, uncle abed and auntie annie. he would love annie because... well, she's annie. troy would be like that one tik tok audio "...so uh, do you want a beer?" "he's 4." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM" and abed would start thinking that since this is jeff's son, he would be the new generation or is the chosen one or something i don't know

and then the kid starts crying and they're like

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"I'm gay" "I'm straight" Okay??? I didn't just masturbate in the study room. I masturbated everywhere. EVERYWHERE!!!

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wow guys can’t believe the episode titled “emotional consequences of broadcast television” showed me the consequences of my emotional investment in a broadcast television show

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I went out of my way to make these instead of stealing them of Pinterest this time be grateful

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me listening to dan harmon talk about community

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not even kidding I'm actually so scared for the community movie to be released. I feel like a parent dropping off my autistic kid with social anxiety at school for the first time. they're gonna bully him guys. they don't get it

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i dont ship jeffbritta as a cute endgame relationship that takes many seasons to build too, I ship jeffbritta to see what kind of awful shit they can put each other through and i want them to breakup

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"I'm gay" "i'm straight" okay???? I'm Jeff Winger??? And if I had my choice, I would rather look at myself naked than the women I sleep with????

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community as screenshots from my notes app