vampirel00rd

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Yr so sexy

i know.

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How does blood taste

metallic. pleasurable almost.

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girl dont even we both know you were lala’s second choice because her bf stankinnn (no offense to your brother. yes offense to your sister)

@theunwedbride??? what are they talking about.

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meow

what?

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like it.

Like if you’re a #chaos valor fan, reblog if you’re a #jacks prince of hearts fan.

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Can I have a threesome with u and lala?

??? absolutely not.

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you said it yourself. not me.

people:

@theunwedbride — lala. my girlfriend <3

@archerslittlefox — princess. practically a living key. she’s pretty nice. she can handle jacks too.

@fatedprinceofhearts — jacks, the prince of hearts. heartbreaker. literally. he’s sort of nice if you get to know him.

@theauroravalor — aurora. my sister. bluntly obsessed with jacks. also likes to flirt with evangeline.

@iminyourwallschaosvalor — as you can tell, they’re in my walls.

@thefateslayer — donatella. scarletts sister

@empressdragna — the sister of donatella. i’ve never met her.

@legendarydante — dante. boyfriend of donatella.

@thejuliansantos — weirdo.

others:

@histographeraiko — idk who you are either.

@princeapollothearcher — apollo. he would’ve fucked both me and jacks. good to know.

the rest arent important.

@lxvebelle

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im coming.

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

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wait really? where are you.

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

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im here? what happened?

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

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I'ma steal your girl when you least expect it :3

(also off topic but chaos and lala were the biggest bi-panic for me lol)

absolutely not.

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anything looks good on you.

@vampirel00rd wanna get some wine and sneak into the sex dungeon there apparently is?

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what is there to fix?

@vampirel00rd wanna get some wine and sneak into the sex dungeon there apparently is?

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WHAT.

I am going to peg your boyfriends best friend

LALA???? @theunwedbride

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it depends. what type of wine and will there be some sort of outfits?

@vampirel00rd wanna get some wine and sneak into the sex dungeon there apparently is?

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You’re making no sense.

@vampirel00rd what do you want for christmas

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How?

@vampirel00rd what do you want for christmas