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where is bill?

part 2 here

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The real US election is actually here on tumblr.com and the candidates have changed

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And then we get a Dr. Doofenshmirtz style joke where Atsushi gets his leg chopped off and Akutagawa goes ‘oh hey Atsushi where the hell did you come from’

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(The rest is under the readmore!)

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Happy birthday to Jouno!

I have other art lined up to post but I finished this today and wanted to post it ^^

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Forehead smooches for his ouchies

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Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

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summer depression

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my recent art on the bsd beast palette challenge

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Meme redraw

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dazai is in a mood 😏

all credits to the original artist @geister_030 on X

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the case is cooked bro 🗣️🗣️

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"average casino owner commits one act of terrorism a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average casino owner commits 0 acts of terrorism per year. Sigma, who lives in sky & commits over 10,000 acts of international terrorism each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Or!! Or maybe Atsushi is the book, and Fyodor knew this whole time. Maybe he made the book into a person (Atsushi) for safekeeping, then dumped him in an orphanage, for safekeeping.

Maybe Fyodor has been watching Atsushi this whole time, waiting for the perfect moment to step in and take him back

Now that we know Fyodor is old af, wouldn’t it be so funny if Fyodor reveals that he is Atsushi’s father?