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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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@fabcreature

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now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

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I can't I can't I can't I can't

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

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i heard that lieutenant uhura has an eight pack….. that lieutenant uhura is shredded

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random thing i hate:

referring to jason, "i love school more than life itself," todd as a high school dropout. if any of the bats were college bound and wanting of a degree, it was jason. he died, his life eneded, he did NOT willingly bail on school for whatever dumbass reason you can come up with.

i mean the same kid who wanted to be further involved in school activities, like the spring theater production, is the furthest thing from anti school/education you can get.

stop trying to make my boy dumb or against one of the few government institutions worth a damn.

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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

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love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

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