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Wedding night

(Part 1)

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I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip

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an unexpected catch

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ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

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idk my dragon is with me .

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Art by The Unclean

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Otherworldly Bunnies by Annie Stegg Gerard

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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✞ 666 ✞

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messy eater

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yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

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I need book accurate Frankenstein’s monster SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

HES TALL AND HAS LONG FLOWING LOCKS OF BLACK HAIR AND HE HAS UNSETTLING EYES AND PERFECT TEETH AND HE’S SO INTELLIGENT AND WHILE BEING CAPABLE OF GREAT VIOLENCE HE IS ALSO SO FULL OF LOVE AND TENDER GENTLENESS AND I NEEEEEEED HIMMMMMM

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I can abide by— and even actively support— most of the Twilight vampire lore. Smeyer got creative and was committed to the bit, and I can appreciate that.

But why did she take the fangs away? If they’re supposed to be super attractive, where are the gotdamn fangs

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Every once in awhile I’m writing straight vampire romance and I actually wanna die bc I am Mormon right??? There is a constant fear at the back of my mind that I am no better than Smeyer and I’m just reinventing Twilight. Except I am not a coward and I am not afraid of erotic blood drinking or for my guys to do premarital sex

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Couldn't stop looking at her t-t-t-t, face!

part 2

summary: merman bf who's obsessed with your boobs.

content warning: the reader is written as a female, he calls you ‘pretty girl’, mentions of boobs and pussy, nipple play, boobs sucking, cunnilingus, smut.

a/n: this has been in my drafts for soooo long.

Merman!Boyfriend who absolutely LOVES your boobs. He’s constantly wanting to touch them. If you’re in private, his hands are always fondling with them. If you’re in public, then he is constantly back hugging you, his arm grazing the underside of them.

His favourite way of hugging? It’s the kind of hug where he pulls you very close, both hands on your waist and your boobs pressed against his hard, sculpted chest. He grins when you tell him that you do know what he’s trying to do. But all he replies is with a shrug and “What do you mean pretty girl?”

He has always been curious about human bodies, but since he started dating you, he’s always touching some part. Your boobs though? They’re his personal playthings.

He has always just fondled them with his hands, imagine his surprise when he finds out that people suck on them too? He thinks he has never been more excited for anything.

That night you’re laid out bare in front of him as he just suckles on your nipples. Squishing them together and massaging them. When you ask him what has gotten into him, he pulls away hesitantly but replaces his mouth with his fingers playing with your nipples.

“You’ve never told me I can do this too pretty girl. You’ve been holding out on me yeah? Let me have this, I’ll fuck you so good later. I promise.”

Yeah so basically he’s just like a nasty dog, frothing and drooling at the mouth at the site of anything that accentuates your tits.

More often than not, he leaves your boobs very sore, but then he suggests that he’ll massage you very gently. Those times after he’s done massaging you (he never really is done, you just tell him to stop) he keeps his mouth and fingers busy in your pussy.

Absolutely filthy way of eating you out. Staying true to his promise he does fuck you till you see stars <3

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Jonathan Harker is so madly in love with his genius wife he is canonically willing to damn his soul to hell just so she'll have someone to hang out with and if you don't think that's the pinnacle of romance then get the fuck out of my face