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i just realized i’ve had one anon who’s been sending me questions all these years still and i’m not going to answer them all but i love you too, buddy. thanks.

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you know, blogs were never really very big in ooo and i still don’t understand how tumblr was all interdimensional and time travel-y in the first place but it’s a little weird logging on here now and seeing all my old friends gone, even though most of you were from other worlds and different times. honestly, it probably should’ve been weirder knowing that i never should have been able to connect with a lot of you in the first place, but this website never really seemed to exist within the ‘normal’ laws of time and space. not even bonnie could figure out why i could connect with the people i did on here, cause so many of you were actually from a world before i even existed, before the mushroom war even happened. but my world never really seemed for follow ‘normal’ laws of physics or whatever anyways, so i never really thought much of it. 

now this website seems a little bit more like how i imagined it’d be when i first stumbled across it and signed up, it just gets quieter every time i log on and all the friends i used to talk to... well, most of your blogs are gone now. i can’t help wonder what happened to you guys, if maybe time caught up to you too, maybe you got to the part of your timeline where the mushroom war took technology from you, maybe you just forgot about this website.

i’m not really a stranger to losing people, i’m well over a thousand years old now and somehow still a teenager too. i’ve lived through hundreds of years of wars and apocalypses and new civilizations and i’ve had a lot of friends over all those years and i’ve lost a lot of friends too, seeing people come and go is just a part of life. apparently part of the undead afterlife too. i don’t think any of the relationships we keep are really supposed to last forever, you’re just supposed to cherish them while you have them. i never expected this to last forever either, but it’s sad to knowing this part of my life has really come to an end too.

if any of you are still around and we never got to say goodbye, i want you to know that wherever you are, wherever you’ve gone... i love you and i miss you and i’ll never forget you, no matter how many millennia i live. and i don’t get all soft and mushy often, so take it to heart, okay? getting mushy is pretty unbecoming of a vampire queen.

but i mean it. 

i think this is gonna be my last post on here, i’ve got other things to focus on now. but if any of you ever find yourselves in ooo, come to one of my shows sometime, okay? tickets on me <3

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nyancourier replied to your post: hey guys my names marceline i’m 1003 years old and...

How’d you manage that

it’s called talent

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oh man, then ur like the undisputed source for vampire info. if ur down? please and thanks yo. so ok, cool. so like, if someone wants u to turn them into a vampire? or u want to turn them into a vampire? is that technically wanting to kin them or them kinning u and i mean the tumblr kin term. i am asking this for totes serious purposes.

hahahaah glob, it’d probably be them kinning me? if they’re the one that’s wanting to be a vampire. i don’t know blip on tumblr kin stuff though.

but this is all hypothetical, right? cause i know being a vampire is cool and all but we’re a closed club

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pussies4life replied to your post “hey guys my names marceline i’m 1003 years old and i never learned how...”

man this is me in like 990 years.

the key is not to learn anything ever

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hey guys my names marceline i’m 1003 years old and i never learned how to frickin read!!!!

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that’s the thing about literally being a thousand years old, two years feels like nothing

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it’s funny going through all my recent followers and seeing that most of them were last active like two years ago, have i really been gone THAT long?? 

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if she’s ur girl why is she attaching a radio collar to me to see how i migrate and behave

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summer sucks, i wanna get out more

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question. so what are u my dude? i noticed the url and looked a lil ways back. if ur a vampire i have questions. first one: are u an actual vampire or?

pssshhh, am i an actual vampire?? what kinda question is that?

i’m the vampire QUEEN

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A polluted lake near the Karabashmed Copper Plant

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"Poison" Is a social construct invented to keep me from eating every delicious mushroom I find on the ground

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internmarce‌:

@caligoascendant I am very cute.

@vampirite Babey I’m gonna be here til this site goes up in flames.

your cute butt is gonna be here for a longgggg long time then, cause it’s still kicking all the way in the future here. 

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caligoascendant‌:

Success! Bread mountain has been climbed and now we can all enjoy the grain of your efforts. Wholesome, filling, high quality content from you. 

only the best for you guys!

i just found a bunch of old lizard videos on oootube though so i can’t promise a tonnnn of high quality content, not till i’m through binging those at least.

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improvise. adapt. kill ancient gods