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the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it's so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we're so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can't go into work like "hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?" because nobody has any idea what you're talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.
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what's the oldest photo you have of bimmy?


I’ve shared the one with the carrier from his first night with me before but i also want to share these from the same night!
The first photo is probably the first picture out of his carrier, the second picture i just find funny
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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first u had a room infested with mice and now its a room with spiders who is hiding mob spawners in your room
Landlords who make you pay hundreds of euro for room with holes in it
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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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how to explain without sounding crazy that i know i KNOW cas is not real like i understand BUT if you were to put all fictional characters on a scale from most fictional to most real, cas would be more real than all other fictional characters. and thats real enough for me so cas is real. hes real. im not crazy im normal
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