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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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first u had a room infested with mice and now its a room with spiders who is hiding mob spawners in your room
Landlords who make you pay hundreds of euro for room with holes in it
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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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how to explain without sounding crazy that i know i KNOW cas is not real like i understand BUT if you were to put all fictional characters on a scale from most fictional to most real, cas would be more real than all other fictional characters. and thats real enough for me so cas is real. hes real. im not crazy im normal
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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
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