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vampkings · 1 day
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louis, mon cheri, share avec moi these airpods….. i have discovered a most captivating songstresse, a mademoiselle Carly Rae Jepsènne. écoute….. does not this saxophonne bewitch you? truly she is the donizetti of her time. and this next song, oooh my leuouis….. the poetry of this lyric….. before miss jepsènne’s beloved came into her life, she missed him so bad. it seems to me she sings of our invisible cord, non?
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vampkings · 1 day
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— By hook or by crook.
Here's a quick (not really) little drawing I did and thought I'd share it with y'all ;3
Big thanks to my friend @project-kaliber for planting the cowboy-Midas seed in my head I will never stop thinking about this AU now >:3
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vampkings · 1 day
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other side
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vampkings · 1 day
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Your Honor, they're in love
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Midas x Montague piece I drew for my wife’s beautiful fic titled “Ghosts That Don’t Know They Are Dead” 👑💎 ( my wife is @snakegills ♥️ )
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vampkings · 1 day
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hes talking Abt Midas
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vampkings · 6 days
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vampkings · 15 days
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how long have you been alive
they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years
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vampkings · 16 days
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self-proclaimed punk fans on this website suddenly really scared of violence in music only when it comes to rap
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vampkings · 22 days
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feeding the montague nation??(i am so normal about him)💎💎💎
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vampkings · 25 days
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happy dracula daily
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vampkings · 28 days
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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
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vampkings · 28 days
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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vampkings · 28 days
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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