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priDEMONth and pridEMOnth duo… yup

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everyone in yellowjackets is fucked up because they had to be cannibals in the woods except for callie who's fucked up because she didn't get to be a cannibal in the woods

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“we hear the wilderness and it hears us” in your kitchen?? in new jersey? ok sure

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yellowjackets as lps ꨄ

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raw, next question.

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every time i remember my favorite person isn’t real

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18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

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Show is a flop, cast is chopped, 90% of everyone involved is a Zionist. Just delete the whole thang LMFAO

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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tweaking bcuz why isn't jinx real bro

need to be in a lesbian relationship w her i speak into the void

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Vi x Male Reader SMUT

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pairing: vi x male reader

tw: writing that's way too amazing and realistic

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"bro wtf are you a man?" Vi said with a disgusted face.

you nod like the good boy that you are.

"ew bro I'm not into men." Vi said.

but you're desperate, you're an incel, you definitely can't pull anyone and you peaked in elementary when you were the fastest racer. this is your first and possibly only interaction with a woman.

"wait vi don't go!" You plead. "i'll tell riot to bring vander back to life, and not kill him immediately after! please I'll invest in stocks, I'm literally a stereotypical straight man!"

vi looked disgusted but thought about it for a second.

"ok fine." she said. "but you have to wear this blue wig, 4 inch boots, speak with a british accent, and magically become 6'1."

you did those things and she side eyed you HARD.

"never mind. this is so cursed and I'd rather date a mongoose. the actual animal."

vi then left you for caitlyn

a/n: don't need to remind me I'm the most amazing x male reader writer in all of tumblr

seriously... all of the non-satirical vi/caitlyn x male reader writers are SO BAD. it's pretty obvious that I'm not trying here but they actually try... and it's so terrible. the syntax, writing structure, and aesthetics are deplorable. hope yall enjoyed this cuz I thought it'd be funny to shit post

also is it kinda bad that this is my first ever Tumblr post

-from me, bellamere, who is NOT a straight male

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ISTG