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“Cain, wtf is this ‘golden dawn’ thing you keep muttering about? Actually, you know what? I don’t care. Go away.”

“I really wish that creep would leave Mr. Shidou alone...”

“Hey, you never know, Riho, he could just be showin’ up to give ya bedroom tips!”

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This is me as Riho. xD TOTALLY FORGOT TO POST THIS LIKE WAAAAH.

Guni is a small jointed doll; painted the entire thing green with acrylics, made a wig with synthetic hair and used stiff felt for her wings. Lol yeah, it was a lot of work. xD (that doll was just laying around for a few years before I got the idea)

I had to use a man’s plaid shirt to make Riho’s skirt. Haha this is not the first time I cut up man shirts for cosplay.

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UR MAKING HIS BLOOD SWORD ARN’CHA XD

Honestly....I really think clear worbla or something similar to it is the best way. I’m racking my brains but....I really can’t think of anything that would be sturdy enough....unless you found a clear toy sword and modded it? But I don’t know if that’s even a thing. Maybe you could get a piece of clear PVC pipe and heat it so it flattens out? As for the color, I would use red cellophane; but make sure it’s inside of the sword pieces so it cannot be affected on the outside.

also I dressed up as Riho two years ago

on a side note totally not related to my poor life decisions at 1 o'clock this morning, how would one go about making props that are colored but transparent?

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I went poking around yahoo auctions and found this REALLY COOL image of my fave vamp. :O Dvd cover AND used for a promo poster. Man, I wish I could find that....but the auction isn’t actually charging that much...hmmm

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Happy spring! The lilacs are in bloom and they are smelling so goooood! Their color reminds me of Shido’s hair, so here’s an adorable drawing of him with a lilac crown holding some pretty lavender. He looks so happy! <3

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THAT’S AWESOME; WELCOME TO MY SIDE BLOG FOR IT. XDDDD ♥♥♥ AND I LOVE TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT IT AND REBLOGGING STUFF.

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I can’t believe I’m watching anime because of yoy.

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Well, no shit, Sherlock. You figure out that one all on your own? Shall I clap slowly for you, Cain?

Oh shut the f*ck up.

We know. Anne Rice started it. I think.....hmm perhaps the whole “vampires are sexy” thing started WAAAAAY before her.....maybe.

Yeah, I’m gonna look into this.

*gets caught up into reading the ENTIRE history of vampire legends*

........okay, that was most interesting. So.....this is actually an ANCIENT belief, we’re talking centuries and centuries ago....that demons, vampires, and all things related would engage in sexual activities with humans....mostly to suck their life-forces away from their poor, unsuspecting human hosts who are convinced they are in love. But I suspected as much.

Cain, you’ve never read a little book called Tuck Everlasting, did you?

Looks like Shidou did.

IF IT’S SO UNTRUE, Y U GUYS SCARED O SACRED OBJECTS LIKE CROSSES? EH? EH?

No. God does not wish that on His children. If you cannot die, you are kept out of His kingdom.....you know who would enjoy that? SATAN.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT RACE WON WHAT WAR EIGHTY THOUSAND YEARS AGO BEFORE I WAS BORN, K. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE COMMANDER’S NAME, HOW MANY CHILDREN HE HAD, THE NAME OF THE HILL THE BATTLE WAS FOUGHT NOR IF THEY ATE HARD CORN KERNELS OR MUD.

........crap.....here it comes.

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I wonder how much she hangs around waiting for him like this. Can’t say I blame her though since she lives all alone in an empty apartment filled with memories of her family before they died.....yeah, f*ck that whole idea....I’d spend all my time with my hot vampire boyfriend too if I had to go home to THAT.....D:

DON’T OPEN THAT F*CKING DOOR.

actually that wouldn’t matter, come to think of it. why didn’t you guys put like a barrier or something around her, Shidou!? wait, that might not have mattered either.....well she could’ve stayed with Yayoi....but then OMG F*CK YAYOI’S ALREADY IN TROUBLE NOTHING WORKS.

Lol....he’s not even smiling. Must be all salty that Shidou said yes to a date with this lil human girl and no to HIM......that is what this is about.

Meanwhile, poor Yayoi is getting f*cked in a different way....

HOLY SHIT. THEY USED HIS FIRST NAME. I STAND CORRECTED. Think this is the only time you hear it though.

Kay, my friend LOLED at the second one but I think that’s a fairly standard question. Yayoi vivaciously defends Shidou all the time, she kept his identity a secret from the agency even though that was (in their point of view) a dangerous secret to keep so they’ll assume Yayoi and Shidou DO have that type of relationship and love each other deeply to the point where she would betray the NOS’s trust.

“Yes. It’s like an orgasm. You should try it. He can make you a REAL man.”

WHO GOES TO CHURCH ALL THE TIME EVEN.

It’s angsty time for Shidou. Isn’t his hair lovely? I’m glad he’s so upset over this; he wants so much to just be a decent person despite what’s happened to him, despite that he’s on an entirely different level than humans, he doesn’t look down on them at all. He’s such an awesome vampire.

UNLIKE YOU, YOU PIECE OF POINTY-FACED, ORGAN-PLAYING, CLICHE-SPEWING SHIT MONKEY.

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THIS POOR WOMAN CAN’T CATCH A BREAK.

......you’re gonna piss Shidou off.....

OH LOOK. YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND PISS SHIDOU OFF.

F*ck......

Double f*ck.

LOL LOOK AT THIS BADASS MOFO RUNNING UP THE SIDES OF BUILDINGS AND SHIT.

Megumi: WTFHOLYSHITI’MGONNADIEWHATSGOINGONIDON’TEVENUMBABY!

Bite his finger...?

XD hope you had your rabies shots, d00d.

WHAT’S RIDICULOUS IS ALL THE SHIT YOU LET THE BREEDS DO BEFORE MOVING YOUR ASS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Yayoi’s just like: “He’s so f*cked. I’m so f*cked. NOW WE’RE ALL SO F*CKED.”

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“Yeah.....well......you’re not the boss of me.”

“Ew....he smells like creeper!”

Least we’re not as creepy.....also I’m smirking because I know what happens at the end of this episode....I mean Cain LITERALLY F*CKS HIMSELF OVER SO BAD IT’S SO HILARIOUS.

Shidou greets Cain warmly.

“NO!! NO HOMO.”

............anymore

Lol but....it’s like every time Cain mentions their relationship, Shidou responds EXTREMELY tenaciously like this.....which must mean Cain did something absolutely unforgivable to hurt him...so much that he wants to kill him....it’s like when a child crosses a line waaaaaay too far with a mother and the mother snaps furiously like “ENOUGH. WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING IT. EVER.” He is just 900% percent done with that kind of talk from Cain.

..................f*ck. I really want to know what Cain did to be such a trigger now. yeah I don’t remember.

Evident by your face. It looks like you could cut a sirloin steak on that thing. XD

....... :/ what the f*ck point was THAT to be made, chisel-face? Seriously, you basically showed up, went “BOOGITTY BOOGITTY BOOOO!” and left. lol Or is there a favorite TV show you have to watch? If so, why did you only give yourself a five-minute time limit? Nothing you do makes any f*cking sense. I think you’re just looney.

U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, KIDS? THAT’S RIGHT!

 IT’S TIME TO PLAY...........

...eh. :/ There it is.

Thank you all for playing. Until next time.

Riho looks positively creeped out, doesn’t she. lol

“Mr. Shidou, wtf was that thing? I thought vampires were supposed to be hot!”

All right, 1. That is not good news. 2. How the f*ck do you even know that.

You to not act like an asshole, methinks.

ah, this part is funny.

“Dur if I squeeze it, will that explain what it is?” XD For real, when humans don’t recognize things, why is their immediate response to SQUEEZE it? Don’t you know that’s why harem protagonists get into so much trouble?

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“It’s just.....you might be carrying the spawn of satan inside you.....but no big deal, k, thnx, bai.”

U GOTTA PROBLEM WIT HALF-BREED, BIOTCH?

No, it could not. It was GEICO, Guni....geeze.

RIHO IS A POOR SWEET SENSITIVE LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL WHO IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD AND F*CK EVERYONE WHO HATES HER CAUSE YOU’RE WRONG.

“CAN’T YOU JUST SEND ME A FAX INSTEAD OF SHOWING YOUR UGLY FACE, CAIN? STOP STALKING ME IN MY OWN AGENCY. GEEZUS-TAP-DANCING CHRIST.”

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um.....

.....stop

MY FACE IS RED.

MY VIRGIN SHOUJO SOUL IS NOT ADULT ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO THESE THREE ADULTS AND THEIR SEX JOKES.

HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS CHATTING ABOUT AFTER SCHOOL PLANS. THIS IS FINE. THIS I CAN DO.

“I HAVE TO GO HANG WITH MY SUPER-HOT OLDER BOYFRIEND. C YA, SUCKAS.”

These girls know what’s what.

WAT U MEAN KYOKO IS NOT KYOKO, SHE’S MEGUMI!?

That’s almost as generic a name. lol. Okay, she’s Megumi. AND THEY DID NOT SAY HER NAME ONE TIME IN EPISODE 3. I CHECKED.

“I am practicing being “Mrs. Shidou’ today though. Teehee.”

That’s pretty much the best thing to say. Wishing the bereaved to find happiness again is really the only thing you can do. It’s not like you can offend anyone by saying it.

POSSIBLY HIS DEMON BREED SEED.

“.....um no thanks, I’m good. Really.”

That’s right. Time for Riho to freak the f*ck out. And who could possibly blame her?

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Night Walker Episode 04 Live Blog

Well, it’s been over a week. BWAHA you thought I was gone, didn’t you? You thought this ridiculous, tiny, underground blog would just fade into oblivion, DIDN’T YOU? WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG, MY FRIENDS.

BECAUSE EPISODE FOUR IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

NO. DON’T JUMP, KYOKO. I CAN HEAR “MY HEART WILL GO ON” PLAYING IN MY F*CKING HEAD.

YOU’LL FINALLY FIND OUT WHAT THE F*CK IT MEANS.

.....I think....

......maybe.....

IS CAIN IN CHARGE OF THE TITLE SCREENS?

First it was a Pac-man ghost. NOW we have the mascot from Geico. Anime, you need to try a little harder to be scary.

......that.....that will do.

Also, fastest character exit ever. She was alive on screen for less than twenty seconds, I swear it.

THESE POOR FREAKING GIRLS. D: THEIR BEST FRIEND JUST DROPPED DEAD IN FRONT OF THEM, LEAKING BLOOD. HOW MUCH THERAPY......D:

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE THINGS AND THE NUMBER 13!? Maybe they thought 44 was too high a number.

That was a Japanese superstition joke.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourIsDeath

That would be me right there. BAM. On the floor. Once a upon a time, a little girl wanted to be a veterinarian because she loved animals.

Then she found out that she couldn’t look at blood without feeling nauseous.

And that childhood dream went sayonara. Fast.

DON’T LOOK HAPPY OVER THAT, GUNI. What is wrong with you.

She’s like “omg how dare you ask such a stupid question, Shidou. Detective my ass.” XD

I think all the breed wanted to do was find a new pin cushion. Geckos like warmth...so he’s probably making a cute little outfit.....anyway this is weird. It doesn’t look like a breed as small as that one was can make wounds like that. And the fact that it could do that without its victim even noticing pain is just.....what?

With an invisible, silent gattling gun?

Moron. Take that “outsider” off the case and you will ALL be f*cked.

But Yayoi’s reaction is just grand.

XD

U MAD BRUH?

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This is going on a shirt. I am 120% not kidding.

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