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happy cannibalism day! 🧠🫀🫁🦴

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DETECTIVE RUST COHLE, from TRUE DETECTIVE 1.05 “The Secret Fate of All Life”

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every day I have to grapple with the things we know for a fact about marty hart. hes got a real big dick. we take multiple opportunities to establish he is an ass man. he needs a bit of wild, a bit of crazy to feel steady. he frequently says rust getting fucked will fix him.

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dealer: got some straight gas ⛽🔥🥵 this strain is called "rustmarty" you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

me 5 minutes later: dude i swear rust just asked marty if they were getting engaged

my buddies pacing: rust took the brides path

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sort of a companion piece to my other poem here

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[sad clown honk]

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shotgunning with ur best pal is totally not gay

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[Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?...?]

This has been something I've been working on for quite a while now, as some people who look at my insta story might know, but I'm finally done!! those text messages from s14ep5 are so unhinged, they haunt me every goddamn day. To drop "i love you so much" just to follow it with what essentially is a "no homo.. for u... even tho u r so hot and i like you so much!". exploading them with my mind into a million pieces, okay?

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IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 12.08 • The Gang Tends Bar

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I am begging everyone who has ever bemoaned about Hollywood only making sequels and IP movies to go see Sinners in theaters. It has the creative team behind Black Panther working on it and their talent shines through in the cinematography, music, costuming, EVERYTHING. It's a completely original screenplay written by Ryan Coogler and if you want to support original movies, go see it in theaters.

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me-ow!

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