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get loved idiot

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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

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Went through my old drafts and found this

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im not ok i will never be normal about this guy again happy disability month

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Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

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their dynamic is so

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tiny tim sneaking out to snap photographs of the bats in action, he makes it pretty far till cass plucks him out of his hidey hole

God you’re so right

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I think it's important to tell reddit refugees that the reason Tumblr has blue (and rainbow) checkmarks is not popularity, but just to make fun of twitter. You can have them too if you want, they don't do nor mean anything, they won't make you more visible, they will just show up next to your url in pretty colors.

The only way to be popular is either posting or rebloging cool stuff. Likes don't do much besides telling the author of the post "hey I like this". Nobody can see how many followers you have, your side accounts or anything that doesn't show up in your blog. People can see who you follow or what you recently liked, but there's an option in the settings to hide that info (unlike twitter, that seems to love subjecting people to public ridicule).

Btw, once or twice a year you'll find a skeleton gif or apple pizza post fucking up your dash. This is normal, we break this site for sport. We encourage you to do it too.

Enjoy your music frogs.

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long baby

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Remember that one scene In Detective Comics # 820 when Bruce was praising Tim’s control under fear gas and that he was proud of him and Tim said “Thanks it’s because everyone I’ve ever loved had died.”

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mob autism 100!!

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found family but the family you found fucking sucksz

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Jason- I'll give you ten bucks

Damian- Screw off

Jason- I'll say you were with me next time you want to sneak out

Damian- Hmmm. Tempting

Jason- Come on, seriously???

Jason- Fine!

Jason- I have Dick's early designs of the Discowing suit. You want blackmail? Help me and they're yours

Damian- Deal

Ten minutes later, Jason is walking through the cave with a fishing pole, Damian tied to the end like bait.

Tim- Your dropped your phone into the abyss below the cave again, didn't you?

Jason- Shut the fuck up

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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Want them on my shelf