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There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.
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LOVING EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. GIMME MORE! 😍
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i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h
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Vibes inspired by Belle Epoque ✨Stays by Maria Heller Designs, dress by Nuit Clothing Atelier, pendant by Burial Ground, and boots by American Duchess.
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at the club developing transatlantic accents
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Shadowheart and Lae'zel spend a long rest together 🖤💚
The full, uncropped HD animation is on patreon ✨
This is the very first animation I made for my recently launched patreon; I plan to offer one highly polished nsfw animation per month (pairing decided via poll), in addition to behind-the-scenes process work. Feel free to check it out here!
reblogs are also very much appreciated 💖
(btw in the interest of gender equality I've chosen not to censor any nipples. Already added a content label for sexual themes and I'd appreciate if the work was not reported for only the nips, ty)!
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Hey you should totally recruit me. Yeah I've spent the last year in a solitary confinement cell hopped up on my own imbalanced brain chemicals and talking to cats about magic theory. I'm definitely not going to go monkey mode on the first templar who looks at me funny. I totally remember how to be a human. *grabs Warden-Commander's hand* I Love You.
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Doodle of Astarion going from starved and newly freed to eating better and getting chubbier
Controversial, but i'm six-pack hater. Out of romanceable male companions only Wyll should be allowed to have defined abs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
[pspsps i yapped about it here]
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Fundamentally the problem with people not using headphones in public when listening to their phones is I just don't want to hear all that
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Spoting Harding preparing for her work day.
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I think it’s very fun and beautiful that there are nontraditional fic formats that certain fandoms can do and do well, and whole genres of fic that are popular in one fandom that you may never see in another
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for the sake of his sorrowful passion have mercy on us and on the whole world
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