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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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It's a shame that the phrase doom scroll has such a sad and mundane meaning.

That should be the name of a powerful arcane relic.

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Phrenologists be like. "Skull issue."

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Why is Tristan censored I'm dying 😂

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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

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I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again

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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry

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Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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this meeting could've been a koan about futility

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Shopping for a teddy bear for my girlfriend's masters graduation and feeling a swell of pride for all the tiny bears in their tiny regalia.

You did it bears, you worked so hard 🥹😤

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just made a meme can anyone relate?

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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there’s something so interesting about how harrow is not haunted by ghosts or the paranormal but by neural networks and the craving of something you no longer remember. gideon doesn’t walk the halls as a specter but she haunts every fiber of harrows being through sheer muscle memory. the mind forgets but the body keeps the score. or something like that

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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point