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deltarune ch1: fun introduction to a cast of colorful characters :-) excited for new adventures

deltarune ch2: funniest fucking thing you've ever played

deltarune ch3: im getting kinda scared you guys

deltarune ch4: the gang tries not to kill themselves out of despair

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much less alarmed by the 'cognitive impact' of LLM use than I am by the fact that so many people apparently believe your brain can atrophy or permanently lose function in the space of four months because you used fancy sparknotes to write a couple of essays

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some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

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Woke up at 1am to make this

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gay meth

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I...i'm from the midwest too bitch. I literally only followed you for culture. and I romanticized you thinking you were this masc Australian vers top with foreskin and a sexy accent and healthcare that didn't have to worry about money? You mean to tell me we're both broke bitches from Honky town USA???? Whatre we gonna do? Worry about paying medical bills? Rub our cut diks together at Panera? bitch, we gonna start a wildfire with our dried up dicks. No docking? fuck outta here. Unfollowed.

PLEEEEEASSSEEEDBDHCHS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

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deltarune in under 1 week lets kill ,people

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Fish resemblance

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As the average age of the Tumblr user rises over time we've gone from "oh my god I want a natural disaster to destroy my school and high school students have the same levels of anxiety as 1950's asylum patients and school isn't about learning its about memorizing" to "oh my god why are kids today so lazy and sacrificing their souls don't they know that working long miserable hours is what gives life its meaning." If any of you said "okay boomer" back in 2019 it's time to look in the mirror.

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