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hi i moved randy back to @theex1t

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                     ❝    i've never been the best with my mouth , try to stay smart ( but ) the dumb comes out    ❞

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SCREAM VI SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ spoilers will be present and are tagged as such. general horror movie trope trigger warnings apply. death/murder, mentions of blood/gore, etc.

we have to finish the movie.

who gives a fuck about the movie?!

i always wanted to stick something in you, [name]!

this is creepy, right?

he's after me! he's got a knife!

the worst part is: you teach a class about slashers, and you still walked into a dark alley. alone.

[name] wouldn't be caught dead at a frat party.

get me a drink!

we said we wouldn't use the voice modulator on each other.

it was even better than we ever even imagined.

is that why you killed her? because she gave you a c-?

come on, [name]. how long have we known each other?

why are you fucking with me?

you know what? this is stupid.

what i'm really worried about is [name].

every time i push you for specifics, you shut down.

i have trust issues.

my father was a famous serial killer. they made a movie about him.

last year i found out that my boyfriend was also a serial killer.

i stabbed him 22 times and slit his throat, and then shot him in the head. that's not why i'm here.

it felt... right.

i'm not equipped to deal with this kind of thing.

by law, i'm required to report this to the authorities.

who the fuck is [name]?!

she went to the omega kappa beta party.

i cannot speak to how heavily armed [name] is at this fraternity party.

it doesn't bother you? being at a house party after you were almost brutally murdered at a house party?

i guess i should stay close to you, then.

why don't you get your fucking hands off her?

i'm just gonna tase you in the balls real quick.

don't ever lay hands on my sister.

are you fucking kidding me?

you embarrassed me!

if i wanna hook up with an asshole, that's my decision!

you're not dealing with what happened to us!

i'm uninterested in living in the past like you are.

so you're just gonna pretend like it never happened?

i'm just trying to look out for you.

you can't do it for the rest of my life, though. you have to let me go.

i think you're really special.

did i cockblock you?

please stop saying the word cock.

i can't help but notice you're covered in cherry coke.

being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be.

the last two people who fucked with us ended up dead.

do you have alibis for earlier tonight?

i met [name] at that party. where i tased someone. unrelated.

i take a special interest in ghostface attacks...

we share a certain history...

do you think you're the reason the ghostface killer has come to the big apple?

stay away from us.

are you really still mad at me?

i heard you couldn't sell the movie rights.

you called me unstable and a born killer.

maybe you're just afraid that without ghostface in your life, you're gonna fade away.

what's a requel?

you're beautiful, sweetie. hold all questions until the end.

am i gonna die a virgin?

that was a weird overshare...

why am i on the suspect list?

the slutty roommate: a horror movie classic.

never trust the love interest.

what if the trauma you all went through made one, or more, of you snap?

that's pretty messed up.

it's like he's leaving us real-life franchise easter eggs.

it's like he's counting down to something.

forget about the movies; the movies don't matter.

did you just give us a nickname?

you can't just give yourself a nickname, dingus.

we have all been through some really fucked up stuff and we are all coping with it differently.

we're a team.

i've been sleeping with cute boy from across the hall.

i freaking knew it! i knew it, i knew it, i knew it!

yeah, she's my roommate, but you're, like, the police.

she's really freaked out.

oh, fuck, that guy's dead!

say something more positive!

you fuck with my family, you die.

sorry i punched you...

when did they start letting children into the fbi?

you look like a zygote.

i'm just really good at my job. you'll get there.

it's not just a theater, it's a shrine.

how did they get all this? isn't this evidence?

i had a crush on corey feldman...

okay. game recognize game.

when do i get to be a normal person again?

my parents suck to. you can still make your own family.

technically i did die. four minutes.

when i recovered, i got mad. i didn't want to spend the rest of my life being afraid of monsters. i wanted the monsters to be afraid of me.

bitch, last time i saw you, you were in glee club.

did you really think we were gonna steal a police car and not use the sirens?

that's a cop car! you can't steal a cop car!

spoiler alert: it never works out for the dipshit in the mask.

i'm scared.

i'll just give myself up. if this is what i have to do to keep you safe, it's worth it.

none of us would even be alive if it weren't for you.

he's gonna keep coming after us.

we want to lure him to a secure location and lure him inside.

and then we execute him. are you gonna help us?

let's kill the son of a bitch.

god damn it, i got it wrong again. what the fuck?

fuck this franchise.

don't trust anyone, remember?

you're not woodsboro. i'm sorry.

i cleared the whole place before you got here.

we turned it into a kill box.

we're safe here.

grab a weapon and clear this place yourself.

[name] has been on a downward spiral since the woodsboro murders last year.

they fired [name] two months ago for being mentally unstable. they're no longer with the fbi.

it's [name], they're the killer!

smile for the camera, motherfucker!

"dying" was a good way to get off the suspect list.

i got stu macher's mask. he was my favorite.

this is what we've been counting down to, [name].

fuck you!

i didn't commit those murders in woodsboro!

all the best lies are based on the truth.

there's the fucking killer.

we had to kill those two wannabe film students, because, well, we had to kill you first.

he was so pathetic.

looks like you're down another sibling.

always gotta shoot 'em in the head.

what's your favorite scary movie? i'm asking because you're in one now.

you're in my movie.

my father was a murderer. no matter what you think, i'm better than that.

i promise you i'm going to get so much therapy after this.

we're all part of the same fucked up family now.

did i miss the monologue again?!

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“you can’t just casually mention you’ve technically died once” i can actually. it’s funny

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stop making sc.ream muses before i be active on here again.

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Hey pool (of blood) boy how u doin

the way this took me w solid Minute

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don’t follow me if you use em.ma rob.erts. happy palm sunday.

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if i see one more “””sad sc.ream realizations””” and randys is “the geek didn’t get the girl” i’m gonna LOSE MY MIND.

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tiktok is reminding me, once again, that randy knew he was most likely going to die by the time steve and maureen died and i’m :)

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and billy loomis 😐 billy loomis 😠 what the FUCK 😡 jesus, what a rat looking 🤮 homo repressed 🤫 MAMAS BOY 🤬

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"  at  least  you're  not  threatening  to  knock  me  out  in  the  middle  of  the  road  with  a  lethal  weapon  -  i  think  that'd  be  worse  .  "  he  shrugs  his  shoulders  ,  leaning  back  in  his  chair  -  jokes  about  that  whole  night  ,  for  him  ,  was  the  best  way  to  cope  (  read  :  pretend  like  it  wasn't  that  serious  )  with  that  happened  .  "  however  ,  as  for  greek  life  rules  ,  i  don't  know  ,  that's  a  new  playground  .  ---------  unless  ,  "  he  sits  up  then  ,  eyes  lighting  up  as  a  new  smile  appears  .  "  you  want  to  watch  sorority  house  massacre  tonight  ,  actually  .  i'm  sure  there's  all  types  of  important  tips  on  how  to  avoid  any  life  or  death  scenarios  buried  in  there  .  "

" randy, if it weren't for the fact we're trauma bonded by literal homicidal psychopaths : i think i'd strangle you right now. " murder jokes weren't her forte after such a traumatic event. somehow randy, after all these years of friendship, still managed to get under her skin. he nagged and nagged and nagged at all the right spots ... but he knew the rules of life. it was worth keeping him around.

" sorry, i just can't seem to hear you with the amount of bullshit coming out of your mouth. " sighing as the brunette adjusted her sunglasses. hangovers weren't for the weak : [ but it always made one hell of a story. ] " unless you have a rule about how to survive greek life, i don't want to hear whatever craziness is wrapped up in that tiny cinematic brain of yours. "

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besties how do we.... trim posts again....

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thinking about the way randy went "so uh hi. whats up" on the phone with gf.

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everyone say thank u to my lord and savior (vic) for this facelift on randy ily u stink <3

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so in 6 how do we think gf got out of the sisters apartment. in the words of my brother. did he just walk out the door after killing [spoiler redacted], tip his mask to chad and tara, say until next time, and leave. like. where did he go.

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i’m telling you right now, if 3 played more into psych horror with the use of roman’s voice changer and trying so hard to freak sid out with that phone call to the hotline and then having her in the set house, instead of going for laughs, there would be no debate on 3 being a delight or roman being one of the best gfs

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