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via: @meowlibrary

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I don’t know how I haven’t ever seen this clip on tumblr, because it is literally the funniest moment in all of Monster Factory

Even Griffin and Justin can’t stop laughing for a solid 20+ seconds

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https://twitter.com/Scibren/status/1226018370182635520

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The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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If someone falls overboard on a cruise ship, and there is a life preserver on the wall next to you, you throw them the life preserver.

Yes, it would be great if the ship had better railings so no one fell overboard to begin with. Yes, it would be awesome if everyone knew how to swim well enough to save themselves even in such a wild event as falling off a ship, but that's not a standard thing that's taught most places right now.

Yes, it probably is a good idea to know how to swim before you go on a ship, but even if you know how to swim, the act of falling into the water can startle anyone into panicking, so you don't really have time to ask them if they can swim or not before they need the life preserver. Yes, being careful around the railings is a good idea, but you have no way to know right now whether they were doing it for the Vine or someone just tried to murder them, and either way do you actually think they deserve to die for not being 100% careful 24/7?

No, you should not be expected to jump in and try to rescue them yourself when you aren't trained and don't know them, but that's not what anyone's asking you to do. They just want you to grab the life preserver off the wall and throw it towards them, or even to just hand it to someone who can aim well if you're worried about being held responsible if you miss, or hell, you can just get out of the way so someone else can grab it off the wall.

Don't deprive someone of help right now just because in your ideal world, they wouldn't need it. People asking for accommodations within the current system aren't trying to uphold it, they are trying to survive and improve their lives, so don't deny them those because in the system you want to have in place they wouldn't need that accommodation.

Don't deprive someone of help right now just because you're morally inclined to believe they "deserved it". You don't know anyone else's situation, you can never have full context, and quite often, the time and effort it takes to pass judgement on someone's worthiness is more burden on everyone than just giving them the help. And even if you earnestly feel you don't want to help them, why would you stop someone else from doing it? After all, even if your excuse is "to keep them from helping someone who doesn't deserve it", you felt the first person got what they deserved, so why would you think the person trying to help them doesn't deserve any results too?

Put down your swim class brochure and either grab the life preserver or get out of the way so someone else can.

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She's not interested in participating in the day

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i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day i’ll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. she’s calling your dad

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Oh fuck off

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What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?

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”I’m locked in the building, help!”

”Eh, at least you’ll be at work tomorrow super early!”