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Virtu Aoidos set~ 🏹
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And my 198 soul.
not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
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did you guys know that the yttd cast is the funniest group of weirdos
#I love the YTTD cast.#Though Shin does not have the self esteem for that assertion.#Your Turn to Die
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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you may think your only options are
but in fact you can
#Me swearing because I hurt myself.#It doesn't even hurt that badly. I just had boiling water spilled onto my stomach. But swearing reduces pain an amount so...#I'm bitching and moaning because it helps with being brave about it.
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catastrophe catalyst
#Not a shred of originality but I burst out laughing nonetheless.#Transgender#Pokemon#Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
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#I mean also because it gets hot as hell in places but yeah.#Drink your god forsaken water.#Your saliva should not be thick enough to count as a condiment.#Dehydration
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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer
#Good to know but also them growing out of fabric makes me want to gag.#Not tagging because literally scroll down but still.#Mushrooms#Mold
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Scadrian Youth Pastor voice: Yes! Slay queen! *Sits on a chair in the hip way (backwards)* but let me tell you about a Queen who literally slayed: Vin, the Ascendent Warrior...
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)
basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal
#Mildly burning myself. With fire metal oil even sugar I don't particularly care. It's warm and stimulating.#Also wound care for lighter burns is nice. I heat and cool myself like a blade. It's fun.#I'm not so sensory seeking to actively harm myself but I'm not mad if I accidentally set myself on fire.#Polls
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
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