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I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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know what. I support old books being accessable to all. I GIVE YE! NEWSIES 1992! THE BOOK!

shout out @safraberries for giving me access to this a few years ago when I begged. idk if it public knowledge but I think its good to be public acessable

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so fun fact, i read the book that goes along with newsies 1992. It's from Davey's pov. and yeah he is a shit. I got a pdf if anyone wants it feel free to dm

Davey Jacobs doesn’t speak to his classmates much, but he’s bad at Not defending himself. He tells himself to ignore people and keep his head down but he’s Awful at actually doing it. His classmates start to prod at him, make fun of him, and he knows- he knows- it would be for the best to stay quiet but he Can’t. He’ll quip back and get shoved for it. Keep going and get knocked to the ground. And he Still can’t keep his mouth shut.

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Well have you heard

About flightless birds

With wings that flap they've been supplied

But after that things went awry

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Remember! Non Binary people do NOT OWE YOU androgyny

Anyway Nox's birthday was on the 1st of April. I guess the gender on their birth certificate is a prank.

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WHY DOES THE U.S. MILITARY CARE ABOUT A PRIVATE BUISNESS??? MY FELLA'S YOUR GOVERNMENT RAN SPACE FORCE OS RIGHT THERE! ITS CALLED THE SPACE FORCE! AND THEN YOU HAVE NASA?? STOP CARING ABOUT ELONS SHITTY FUCKING BUISNESS

awesome. this is just what America needs

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

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Might show the Shakespeare bit to my drama teacher. For a little giggle and shit

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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Might show the Shakespeare bit to my drama teacher. For a little giggle and shit

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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HOLY SHIT ITS JACK KELLY

CHRISTIAN BALE as BRUCE WAYNE THE DARK KNIGHT dir. Christopher Nolan

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just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

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Ah Cassidy AMBER how skrunkle you are..

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but its important

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]