vatican3
vatican3
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margaritaville's only resident catholic priest, vodkacran enthusiast, nobel prize winner in demonology, amish.
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vatican3 · 1 hour ago
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cool thanks 👍 looking forward to it
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vatican3 · 17 hours ago
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Anyone seen this movie
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vatican3 · 20 hours ago
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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
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vatican3 · 22 hours ago
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love books. because it’s like what if something happened
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vatican3 · 1 day ago
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Assorted Tools, 2015 by Andy Paiko Blown and sculpted glass Dimensions vary
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vatican3 · 2 days ago
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99% of repressors give up before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed
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vatican3 · 2 days ago
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this prank is abojt to be awesome
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vatican3 · 2 days ago
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vatican3 · 3 days ago
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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vatican3 · 3 days ago
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Through has got to be my least favorite way out
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vatican3 · 3 days ago
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“Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than have syntax. Or semicolons. I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after “semicolons,” and another one after “now.” And another thing. Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than get old. And he did. He shot himself. A short sentence. Anything rather than a long sentence, a life sentence. Death sentences are short and very, very manly. Life sentences aren’t. They go on and on, all full of syntax and qualifying clauses and confusing references and getting old. And that brings up the real proof of what a mess I have made of being a man.”
Ursula K. Le Guin on being a man – the finest, sharpest thing I’ve read in ages 
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vatican3 · 3 days ago
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Laura Makabresku.
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vatican3 · 3 days ago
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vatican3 · 4 days ago
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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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vatican3 · 4 days ago
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Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad
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vatican3 · 4 days ago
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New American Gothic, Gabe Nava
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