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If you could just make a new one where mihawk has a daughter who's like 4 years old and just show how mihawk would raise her amd how Crocodile and buggy would view her as well not too much fluff as I don't see them like doing tea party with her but I feel like Crocodile would have like a small soft spot for her letting her play with the animals he has which shes obsessed with she would probably follow buggy as she likes clowns but buggy would avoid her cause mihawk threaten him to not interact with her at all as he doesn't want her to be influenced by him

Striped Gifts ft Mihawk and Crocodile

A/N okay! I think I got it this time! Hopefully this was closer to what you wanted than my previous two attempts, I wasn’t sure of it at first but I kinda like it now, what do you think anon? Let me know!

Reader here is replaced by Dokucha which stands for reader in japanese for the enjoyment of both reader and oc character readers alike!

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“For me?” Dokucha questioned, looking up at the gift neatly placed on the sofa. She glanced at the man sitting beside it.

“It is your birthday, is it not?” Crocodile grumbled, letting out a string of smoke as he glanced down at the small girl.

“Mmhm” she mumbles in a daze, as she looked at her father, looking for confirmation; a grin growing on her face as the latter nodded his head.

“What is it, Cruncle?” She questioned as she approached the decently sized box, standing on her tippy toes to properly examine the box.

“Call me that again, and you won’t find out,” he called, scowl deepening and eyes rolling as Mihawk gave him a sharp look of his own.

“Okey~!” She answered, ignoring his words and happily opening the box, gasping as she did, eyes twinkling in delight at the blue tiger staring back at her. It was quite the animal, with two big teeth poking out of their mouth, another tail, and extra pair of legs adding to the strangeness of the animal.

“Tiger!” She cheered

“It’s a blue tiger, Papa!” She repeated as she lifted the large feline out of the box, only to fall back at the unexpected weight of the animal.

“Oof!” She whined, soon turning into giggles as the tiger began licking her soon after he fell with her.

“Crocodile. Explain,” Mihawk called. Any spectator would not recognize any change to the swordsman’s monotone voice, but both his coworker and daughter knew him enough to notice the slight change in his tone, which took a slightly threatening tone, much to the Sand-user’s amusement.

“Relax, Hawkeye; Toramatas are quite the loyal creatures. Especially when grown from cubs, not to mention that they are incredibly ferocious in the name of protecting their owners.” He hummed, a smirk growing, throwing His co-worker a knowing glance, more than aware that those words alone were enough to plant the seed that would convince the man.

Despite what Crocodile said on a daily basis when it came to the girl, he had grown quite attached to her and became protective of her. However, not only was he not the ideal man when it came to showing the traditional affection that someone would give a child, He would show it in his own way, ensuring to take care of anyone who would threaten her. His gruff words and teasings were quite extreme from an outsider’s point of view, but many of his co-workers saw the way he would make an effort to appear just a little less threatening and intimidating when interacting with the girl, even when these efforts were far from being loving. But the girl gladly accepted the , used to the tough love a man like him would offer; after all, her own father was not much different from him.

“Is that so?” the gold-eyed man hummed, still apprehensive of such a creature being close to his daughter.

“Papa! Look! Please, let’s keep him!” Dokucha exclaimed, giggling as the feline threw them on their backs and began parading them around, leaving strings of giggles behind them.

Hawkeye sighed. He was not known for being a tender person, and this did not change even to his own kin; although it was true that he let his own get away with much more than a normal person would, he was still quite the stern parent, and he was not easily swayed even by her. However, that is not to say that he was not above giving her the care and love she often needed and he did have to leave her behind on some occasions, it would be good for her to have a steady companion who was not some lackey of the two warlords, so in the end, he decided to allow the tiger-like creature to remain.

“They are quite smart as well, one of the sharpest animals you will find; I took the liberty to train him to be alert against certain people like the Marines and that damn clown. The rest will depend on the brat’s likes and dislikes and the own instinct of the furball,” Crocodile added

“Very well,” the swordsman replied, sharp eyes following the two youngsters running around the room and playing with each other.

“Dokucha,” he called, gesturing the kid closer when he had gotten her attention; the toramata easily understanding the expectation and approaching.

“I will allow you to keep him, but you will have to care for him; if you require assistance, you may ask, but I expect you to cover his necessities. Got it?”

“Yes! Papa!” Dokucha promised hugging the six legged creature tightly, another string of giggles leaving her as The toramata purred at the contact, nudging himself closer to the four-year old.

“Thank you Uncle Crocodile!” Pulling herself off the mammal and throwing herself on the devil-fruit user, much to his dismay.

“Now then, What will you name him?” Mihawk questioned picking up his glass of wine, gulping down the last remainder of the liquid.

“Buggy!!” She exclaimed, tilting his head confused and worriedly. The sound of glass chattering immediately received the words; the cup in her father’s hands was now shattered.

“I will kill him.”

What we thinking? 👀 Think I got JJk request planned next followed by another Fairy tail one and then another one piece request!

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I wish my sex life was as freaky as my tumblr is 🙃

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x reader fanfic writers please just know that i love you thanks and good night

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

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Anybody else been calling this guy Meroem? I swear I thought this was going to be another Chimera Ant Arc

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Perhaps a bit of marijuana for your majesty?

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I've been seeing a lot of tiktoks about "me when I watch JJK instead of a thousand episodes of some pirate learning about the power of friendship" and a lot of the comments are full of girls hating on One Piece for being a "boy anime". It really bothered me but I couldn't tell why. Then I got high and realized why:

1. One Piece has many queer and transgender characters that are incredibly powerful and important to the plot

2. There are so many species and different races represented in One Piece from the first episode.

3. Main character literally beats up fascists and slave owners FOR FUN

4. Although a lot of the female characters are sexualized, they all kick ass while wearing pretty clothes and make up

5. Ivankov's monologue on Level 5.5 during Impel Down.

6. One of the main themes is literally about how the government oppreses its' own people

7. The straw hat pirates are so diverse and all of them encourage each other to follow their dreams

8. Don't hate on Tony Tony Chopper.

I love JJK and One Piece. Why are the straights gendering everythingggg

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I need to share this very odd interaction I had while working night shift last night:

*we are literally standing outside of a trauma room waiting for the patient to be wheeled in by EMS*

Security: OH wow, it's weird to see someone here that's not in scrubs. What do you do here?

Me: I'm a scribe

Security: So that's what position you like to play?

*I am confused and trying to figure out if this man is attempting to sexually harass me and failing or what*

Me: What?

X-ray tech: Stop talking nerd *guard's name*, you're scaring her

Security: I suppose you don't know me very well, I like to play as a warlock

Me: *pauses to process like an old Windows XP* Are you talking about fucking D&D?

Security: Yeah, aren't you?

Me: You asked me what I do here, and I told you I'm a medical scribe. You're the one talking about dungeons and dragons

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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

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My face after a man told me he was going to be the next Luigi Mangione but he was going to kill Justin Timberlake instead. (According to him JT is running a gay pagan cult that will take over the world)

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That is all, goodnight.

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all's well here in the United States

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Would garlic work as a natural birth control?

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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Sanemi MY SIBLING CAN BE LGBT BUT THEY CANNOT BE MY SIBLING ANYMORE Shinazugawa.

Transfem Genya is one of my fav things of all time

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and dont forget the parallel to Patroclus and Achilles!