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“Mate” is my absolute favorite word of all time:

Gender neutral

Friendly

Sound like a pirate

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God when a random dude sends u your bitmojis being amorous together n you’re like. Did I say that your bitmoji could cuddle my bitmoji no I don’t think I did so don’t touch her don’t look at her she is my digital consciousness n she doesn’t wanna talk to you right now

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BONUS: Booth dressed as a Squint squinting.

“Well when the cops get stuck we bring in people like you. You know - Squints. You know, to squint at things”

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the signs + forgiveness

(check moon sign for more accuracy)

aries: will feel the emotions of hurt and anger really strongly at the time but soon forgives and forgets the situation until you mess up again and remind them

taurus: forgiveness??? is that some type of sauce? they find it extremely hard to forgive someone who has wronged them and will take their resentment to the GRAVE

gemini: they are the best at communication and working things out so it’s easy for them to forgive and let bygones be bygones

cancer: they are able to empathize and forgive those who are sincere but at the same time will find it very hard to get over the hurt they experienced when they were first wronged

leo: although they’ll try to stand their ground and continue to be mad they easily forgive those who make it known that they care about them

virgo: LITERALLY the epitome of “forgive but don’t forget”…they’ll forgive you just so they won’t seem petty but will constantly bring up your mistake in the future

libra: as much as they try not to, they’ll eventually forgive to avoid drama…they HATE holding grudges and having turbulence in their relationships so as long as you make sure you’re sincere they’ll be happy to move on

scorpio: you’re going to have to wish upon a star for forgiveness because once you screw up and betray them it’s extremely hard for them to even LOOK in your direction again… a lot must be done to salvage your relationship with them

sagittarius: always tries to be positive so they’ll listen and forgive but will definitely keep an eye out to make sure you don’t take advantage of them

capricorn: really the BEST actors out there…will pretend they forgive you just for the sake of moving on until you mess up again and BOOM you find out they never really forgave you the first time

aquarius: it may take some time but they see forgiving someone as the right thing to do so eventually they will forgive just to be the bigger person

pisces: will forgive you before you even apologize because they truly believe in the goodness of others and does not want to lose faith or hold grudges

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Avocado beansprout sandwich. It was okay

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Sort of a Chipotle knock off

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Garlic thyme steak with onions

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Attempted a mango shrimp tomato vinagrette salad. Lots of cilantro and lime