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                      we were DRAGONS. we were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. but this much I can tell you, we NEVER burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it MORALITY.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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i’ve been thinking about making a hookfang blog for like a week because he’s my favorite dragon but..... i can’t barely keep up with this one and i wouldn’t make him enough justice so anyways

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absent - minded  /  abusive  /  addict  /  aggressive  /  aimless  /  alcoholic  /  anxious  /  arrogant  /  athletic  /  audacious  /  bad liar  /  bigmouth  /  bigot  /  blindly obedient  /  blunt  /  callous  /  childish  /  chronic heroism  /  clingy  /  clumsy  /  cocky  /  competitive  /  corrupt  /  cowardly  /  cruel  /  cynical  /  delinquent  /  delusional  /  dependent  /  depressed  /  deranged  /  disloyal  /  ditzy  /  egotistical  /  envious  /  erratic  /  fickle  /  finicky  /  flaky  /  frail  /  fraudulent  /  guilt complex  /  gloomy  /  gluttonous  /  gossiper  /  gruff  /  gullible  /  hedonistic  /  humorless  /  hypochondriac  /  hypocritical  /  idealist  /  idiotic  /  ignorant  /  immature  /  impatient  /  incompetent  /  indecisive  /  insecure  /  insensitive  /  lazy  /  lewd  /  liar  /  lustful  /  manipulative  /  masochistic  /  meddlesome  /  melodramatic  /  money - loving  /  moody  /  naive  /  nervous  /  nosy  /  ornery  /  overprotective  /  overly sensitive  /  paranoid  /  passive - aggressive  /  perfectionist  /  pessimistic  /  petty  /  power - hungry  /  proud  /  pushover  /  reckless  /  reclusive  /  remorseless  /  rigorous  /  sadistic  /  sarcastic  /  senile  /  selfish  /  self - martyr  /  shallow  /  sociopathic  /  sore loser  /  spineless  /  spiteful  /  spoiled  /  stubborn  /  suspicious  /  tactless  /  temperamental  /  timid  /  tone - deaf  /  traitorous  /  unathletic  /  ungracious  /  unlucky  /  unsophisticated  /  untrustworthy  /  vain  /  withdrawn  /  workaholic

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◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

’ Why are you all wet? ‘ 

’ Aloha! ’

’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘ 

’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’

’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’

’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’

’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’

’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’

’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’

’ No more caffeine for you. ’

’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘ 

’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’

’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’

’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’

’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’

’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’

’ I didn’t teach him that. ’

’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’

’ Leave my mother out of this. ’

’ You are such a pain. ’

’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’

’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’

’ I’m lost. ’

’ Don’t interact with her. ’

’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’

’ Why do you act so weird? ’

’ You look familiar. ’

’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’

’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’

’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’

’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’

’ I hear you cry at night. ’

’ Do you dream about them? ’

’ You came back. ’

’ Nobody gets left behind. ’

’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ‘ 

’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’

’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’

’ Are you.. happy? ’

’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’

’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’

‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’

’ We’d raise you to be good. ’

’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’

’ I read her diary. ’

’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’

’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’

’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’

’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’

’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’

’ Stupid head. ’

’ Did you catch fire again? ’

’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’

’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’

’ Do you want to be taken away? ’

’ You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m pretty! ’

’ My friends need to be punished. ’

’ Heard you lost your job. ’

’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ' 

‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’

’ He’s very persuasive. ' 

’ I know you had something to do with this. ’

’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’

’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’

’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’

’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’

’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’

’ This is low even for you! ’

’ You are all mine. ’

’ You know I have no choice. ’

‘  Please don’t do this. ’

’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’

’ She needs me. ’

’ Leave me alone to die. ’

’ What is that monstrosity? ’

’ Does this look infected to you? ’

’ You’d better not have rabies. ’

’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’

’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’

’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’

’ It has no place among us. ’

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"I swear to God I'm going to set myself on fire."

brandon rogers sentence starters / accepting.

         ❝ wait, haven’t you already? ❞ it’s the first thing that comes out of her mouth, as soon as she hears the man’s exasperated voice. despite everything, the blonde looks like she’s about to POUNCE on him, if she could without getting a complain she’s not patient enough to accept. patience is not a very thorston thing to have, honestly, and ruffnut is not the exception.          ❝ go ahead, you have to be able to set yourself on fire and survive if you’re ever gonna marry me. ❞ she doesn’t try to clarify is she’s joking at all. instead, she curls her lips in a sly smile that doesn’t fit her face and raises her eyebrows at him, suggesting only then that she might actually be VERY SERIOUS about the marriage thing.

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"I'm gonna die with so many regrets."

brandon rogers sentence starters / accepting.

         it’s supposed to be a SERIOUS THING, ruffnut believes. she hears it on heather’s tone, the way she truly sounds like, if she were to die tomorrow, there would be a lot of things she’d lament. and for a second she’s silent, because she’s not used to deep conversations or meaningful phrases being thrown at her. ❝ my only regret is gonna be not punching tuffnut hard enough on the face so that people wouldn’t confuse us, ❞ she says, taking a deep breath in that it’s meant to make her sound like she’s serious. well, at least to anyone who does not know her. ❝ it’s okay heather, i’m sure there’s plenty of people out there that has as many regrets as you do. there’s nothing wrong with that. i don’t think there’s a rule against regretting things in valhalla. ❞

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"I'm too tired, carry me now..."

brandon rogerssentence starters / accepting. 

         ❝ you want me to carry you? ❞ ruffnut asks slowly, trying to sort out if heather is trying to pull a joke on her ( which to be honest sounds stupid, but also fun ) or if she’s serious about it. the two posibilites sound confusing to her, because heather never looked like the kind of girl who would try to pull a joke THAT DUMB on her, and she doesn’t seem like she’s dumb enough to think that ruffnut is any way closer to actually being able or willing to carry her either. so she laughs, a bark sort-of laugh, and crosses her arms on her chest. ❝ sure! you want me to give you a massage too? ❞

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Sentence starters: Brandon Rogers edition

"I'm richer than anyone who can hear me."

"No, they have no idea how miserable I am."

"Grab my tits."

"Shut the fuck up and drive!"

"I don't mean to alarm you but you look a little gay. Gotta have Jesus as your helmet."

"I'm about to go to a party, what about you?"

"Well, I'm not talking to you am I?"

"I brought Scrabble and baby carrots, let's get this party starting!"

"Someone is in a bad mood. Is your body going through changes?"

"I hate you too, asshole."

"Can I please have a cookie?"

"Move, I'm gay."

"Now we're stuck in this shitty party."

"The key to life is that you just have to remind to smile each and every day."

"I'm gonna die with so many regrets."

"I shot a kid this year, and nobody knows because no one asked."

(singing)"Shopping can be really fun, shopping is for everyone!"

"I'm feeling sad, cry for me."

"You know you really shouldn't eat those hot dogs, they are three months past their date. They'll make you see through time."

"Some people are so fucking disgusting."

"I swear to God I'm going to set myself on fire."

"I'm too tired, carry me now..."

"I'm the daddy, you are the mommy."

"All I got for christmas was a gun and some skittles."

"Fuck, we are four hours late for this fucking bullshit."

"Stop running!"

"I drink to forget but I always remember."

"Running is a great way to clear up last night's bad choices. I had cheesecake."

"You left me at a goddamn Mcdonalds. I wasn't loving it."

"Obviously we can't be nice to each other but we can fake it."

"You told me there will be no exercise!"

"They keep following me around, antagonizing me."

"If I find you have drugs on you you better count me in."

"Who the fuck puts soy in their coffee?"

"I haven't seen you in 50 years and you still look like a slut."

"Well then, can I finish my story?"

"I understand what you're saying but it's going on for too long..."

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1 week old kittens: very good  3 weeks old kittens: still very good but also exhausting

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fam pls help me prove a point & reblog this if u think tumblr user uselessreptiile / pluvihelion / MAK is a cutie patoot , pls do this for science

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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man making tags is so hard

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Munday Asks: Salt Edition

1. How salty are you feeling right now?

2. What are your unpopular opinion(s) of the fandom you’re rping in?

3. What rp trends are you so over and can’t wait for it to die?

4. Have you ever made a call out post or wanted to?

5. A ship everyone in the fandom you’re in loves, but you can’t stand?

6. Have you ever sent something to one of those burn book blogs?

7. Has someone made you unfollow/block them without a second thought because of a petty reason?

8. Are you good at dealing with personal problems?

9. What’s your opinion on duplicates?

10. Any fandom(s) you don’t want to rp in or crossover to?

11. Are you for or not for purple prosing?

12. Has someone in the rp community ever made you upset/cry?

13. Ever told someone not to follow/rp with a particular person because something that happened to you in the past? 

14. Ever knew someone that everyone loves but you can’t stand?

15. Have you ever done something out of spite?

16. What would you say to the one who hurt you in the past?

17. What are your opinions when someone makes negative posts constantly on their rp blog?

18. Do you hold grudges for long?

19. Wild card: ask the mun any type of salty asks.

20. If you’re feeling salty right now, this ask gives you a free reign to pour out your frustration.

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Another awesome Ruffnut moment. She is just toying with Viggo.

~ (Twintuition)

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hlccup:

      ❛   so   -   is there anything you might want to tell me  ?   ❜   there’s something  OFF,  HERE,  and if he’s developed a kind of sixth sense for the twin’s shenanigans,  by thor’s name,  it wouldn’t come as a surprise.  there’s something  TOO  GIDDY  in the air.            arms crossed,  he leads his own resistance.   ❛   anything  at  all   ?   ❜

@vaxngr  LIKED  FOR  A  STARTER  ! 

         ❝ well, hiccup, you see... ❞ she stops, scratching the back of her neck and looking ANYWHERE but at the dragon rider’s ❛ chief ❜ ( especial emphasis on the quotes ). there might be something, but...

           no. even though she KNOWS the consequences of hiding this from hiccup can be catastrophic, she knows even better that talking can be... thorstontrophic. so she smiles, as if nothing is happening. ❝ there’s nothing, not at all, ❞ the lie slips easily from her lips as she crosses her arms behind her body, and then she swings innocently.  ❝ is there anything you might want to tell me? ❞