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How do people still find this blog I haven't posted on here since... *checks* MAY
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I just read an absolutely heartbreaking oc x oc fic *head in hands*
#.ramblings#he couldn't break the cycle and doomed the only good thing that ever happened to him#and she trusted him...#i can't believe I'm saying this but vox was right#raaaaaaa#but I know she's still gonna make that deal#somebody please get angel dust on the line we need him
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I never did figure out if the leaked casting calls were real?? I heard they were fake but I have absolutely no idea 😭
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honestly I have no idea, I've seen it talked about a lot but I haven't like actually seen the source myself
#I find it funny how val's is like. the only vee without any age range#I mean I assume he's probably around vox or alastor's age like 40s but like#<< personally I hc his age to be the same as his va atm. which is 38. I think it fits#the other Vees' VAs ages also match their character ages~ (34&50) so it's kinda cute to me#+ I want him to be closer in age to Vel than Vox#but I wouldn't use their VAs age for any other character djfnfkd this is a Val special
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Idk if the casting call sheets are real or not, but I do think it's hilarious that Valentino's says he'll only sleep with 10s (or Vox)
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10s OR vox and not 10s LIKE vox. this implies that vox is not a 10
#staticmoth#RIGHT I've been thinking about this since I saw those sheets#this is such a backhanded compliment but sweet in a way coming from val#i think vox is a 7 on a good day#a strong 6 at least
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I'm not gonna claim to know how this works, but I want to note that Gasuguma, among other things is the artist behind the character posters that the VAs sign on Streamily (specifically for the Vees, but also Carmilla, Niffty and Cherri. They're credited for them so you can check if you want). So maybe they could be considered an official artist in a way, or at least there's a possibility there was some kind of prior cooperation with them.
I never did figure out if the leaked casting calls were real?? I heard they were fake but I have absolutely no idea 😭
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honestly I have no idea, I've seen it talked about a lot but I haven't like actually seen the source myself
#we knew about the songs matching up even before lvlup at least from Blake and Joel on twitter#also it's so funny how different my way is from power glove (which is allegedly one of the inspirations for vox's character)
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Listen I'm just gonna block people who still bring up the "Val breaking Vox's screen on Instagrams"
I don't have the energy to explain that for a 100th time
It doesn't mean Val isn't toxic towards Vox in the show, but if you want to discuss the intricacies of their relationship let's discuss what's actually in the show, okay?
#.ramblings#also I'm not really interested in discussing that atm either but you can send me an ask and I'll get to it when I get to it
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Day4 Fluff: Star
StaticMothWeek ~
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vox is slowly losing his heterosexuality
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I don't really like it when people are trying to figure out Vox's type based on the things Alastor and Valentino have in common, because I feel like he likes them in the ways that are completely opposite of each other
#.ramblings#saw someone discussing how val is exactly the kind of man alastor hates and it almost seems like vox#seeked out that kind of guy to partner up with on purpose as a fuck you move @ al#and then got hit over the head by just how much HE enjoys val's company#it made him reevaluate A LOT of things about himself
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Hoo boy. Now I've made it known multiple times on my blog that I LOATHE the whoobiefication of Vox, but lets get into why/how Vox is NOT a good person nor a baby that needs protecting and why he's all the better for it. Buckle up ladies and gentlemen, this will be long.
Now, why isn't Vox a good person? Easy. Because he (along with the other Vees) is supposed to be the bad guy of the story. Shocking, I know. Vox was NEVER intended to be a good person, and some of y'all just need to accept that.
Now for the long part: HOW is he not a good person?
Well, first of all, his literal introduction is an ad selling drones HE DESIGNED specifically for stalking,"peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish"
Right off the bat, this tells us he doesn't care about people unless he can profit off them.
Which is also backed up by the point that he ADVERTISES Val and Vels "love potions" which are basically just roofies.
Again. This man ONLY cares about profit first and foremost, screw the people who can get hurt/SA'd by his products.
Next, he has a power of hypnosis which he is NOT hesitant to use. He can take away someones free will at a glance and uses that to his full advantage.
He's also very willing to give Val his lowest earners to shoot. Notice that he does so with no hesitance and no regret.
Also, (and most significantly) he's a huge, HUGE enabler. This guy has cameras EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY when Valentino is involved. He's got cameras in Val's room, Angels old room, at Vals corner of the club (which moves when Val does), there's NO WAY he DOESN'T know that Val is a r@pist.
And DESPITE that, he still sleeps with the man, is very likely in love with him, and oh yeah, FUNDS HIS WHOLE DEAL. The cameras Val uses are Voxtech cameras.
Val may be the one who does the dirty work but Vox willingly and knowingly makes a profit off of that. He doesn’t just know and do nothing, he actively HELPS Val out and obviously has no second thoughts nor regrets about it.

This is not a look of disgust or discontent, this is fondness. Genuine fondness. For Valentino. As a PERSON. Let that sink in.
There’s also the implications that Vox is jealous of the attention Angel gets from Val. Angel gets abused constantly by Val, Vox KNOWS, and still hates Angel because of the sheer fact that he takes up so much of Vals attention.


Not to mention the HEAVY implications that he gets off on watching people suffer.

“Well Vox can still do better than Val!!”
While I’m at it, I guess I should bring up the fact that BOTH Vox and Val are MASSIVE red flags.
With Val, aside from the obvious, he’s also a huge attention whore for Vox and isn’t afraid to break Vox’s property if Vox doesn’t pay attention to him. Yeah Vox gets frustrated with him, who wouldn’t be when their lover is throwing temper tantrums every other day?
With Vox, again, aside from the obvious, isn’t afraid to handle Val roughly when he’s mad, and literally screams about how watching his arch nemesis/obsession get the crap beat out of him is better than sex. Right in front of Val by the way. In regular circumstances, 9.98/10 that’s gonna get your ass dumped in a second.
Not to mention the mutual condescension ation towards each other.


And as much as fans (including myself admittedly) like to shit on Val for being a man child, Vox is literally no better.

Plus the explosive tempers.


Seriously. Vox LITERALLY cannot do better than Val. Vox is the only one who can put up with Vals BS and vice versa.
OH YEAH and lets not forget one last thing: VOX ALSO ABUSES HIS OWN EMPLOYEES.

This dude is scared of him, and it’s NOT because he’s worried about getting fired.
So yes. Vox is not nor HAS EVER been a good person.
And for me personally, I love that. I love that he’s entertaining yet awful. I love his dynamic with Alastor, and I love his relationship with Val even more.
If you’re wondering why I personally love Staticmoth, it’s because basic couple rules do not apply to them. They’re both toxic narcissistic red flags and therefore they can be as awful as they want to each other, and the other will simply shake it off. Yet there’s still heavy trust between the two (never being scared of each other) and they still have little moments together where they’re genuinely happy. It’s unique, and something I’ve never seen in media before.

Basically, if you liked Vox better when you thought he was a poor little baby being abused by Val, read a fan fiction. There’s a lot of them out there.
But people really just need to accept the fact that he’s an awful person. Always has been. He’s not better than Val by ANY means. He and Val are both evil pricks who deserve each other.
And guess what? LIKING AN EVIL CHARACTER DOES NOT MEAN YOU SUPPORT THEIR CHOICES. IT’S OKAY TO LIKE VOX EVEN IF HE IS EVIL.
But don’t go on saying that Vox was “ruined” as a character when all signs have always pointed to him being terrible.
#vox#I must have reblogged this post but I don't remember#can't wait for him to get even worse in s2 yipeee!!!
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Look at Val’s cute face when Vox drags him to dance with him in the Finale 🩷🩷
He’s like “ ooo, my man wants to dance 🫦”


#staticmoth#oh he's so smitten#besotted even#he's so mushy gushy in love with him it's making me SICK
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LMAOOO but it makes so much sense...
#.ramblings#let's see... stupid (one more than the other) manbabies with too much power casually cruel to others but no one can do anything about it...#yeah that checks out#vox#valentino#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#a lot of jokes from the instas are being put in context for me lol
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I think anon was referencing the picture, where they do appear to be on each other's eye level while Val is sitting down

Vox and Val are at that perfect level of size difference where Val sitting down and Vox standing up has them at each other's eye level.
Are they?


I'm not sure if their height difference is so drastic. But in the other hand Val's proportions are a little inconsistent across the episodes (I even saw someone's headcanon that it's some demon biology thing and his body actually changes its shape according to the phase of the mating cycle or sth)
It's pretty funny you ask about it because recently I spent some time examining their size difference to decide whether platforms are enough for Vox to fuck Valentino while standing up or if he needs a stool.
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I miss voxval aaah
#i still have like 50 posts from the staticmoth week that I haven't reblogged#I'm just in a phase where I'm annoyed by the fandom but maybe it'll motivate me to draw something#.ramblings
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Vox swapping out his head to keep up with the times made me think of Princess Langwidere...

So what if we go with this idea. What if Vox isn't just swapping tv heads but also stealing people's body parts to "upgrade" his body
#vox#.ramblings#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#how does it work? demon magic dw about it#I like to imagine vox is more organic than not...#he steals people's organs. like that one invader zim episode#bodyhorror#?#ask to tag
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Apparently Val blindness lore goes back to the Instagram continuity???
Also the implication that his glasses are prescription? (They might not be serious about it thought)

Source
#.ramblings#hazbin hotel#the vees#valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#this is from a blitzocast#it's not canon but it's interesting that it's been intended to be a character trait for a long time
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