ze/hir or he/him| 26 | I'm the annoying dykey vegan | for the animals | ask me anything | follows from myceliumbutch
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People like to think being vegan must be such a sad way to live, but I can honestly say I have never been sad because I am vegan. I love being vegan. I'm sad because I live in a world that continues to view animals and their bodies as commodities to be violated, consumed, and used instead of sentient fellow beings deserving of rights and respect.
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to think i could get my daily protein intake from a mere 1300 teaspoons of cayenne pepper
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U all hate vegans bc uve been conditioned to hate political action but thats ok
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how can you tell when someone's not vegan? they'll tell you. constantly. about how they tried to go vegan for a week and almost died. how they just can't live without cheese or bacon. how they wish they had your self control. how they don't really eat that much meat and anyway it's only chicken.
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My fellow American hobby bakers, demoralized by egg prices and scarcity and how you will make the American apple pie or the chocolate chip cookie, fear not. I have spent many years turning regular baking recipes vegan for my corrupt and traitorous sister who last week ate a salmon cream cheesed roll. There are many, many substitutes for eggs including but not limited to:
Mashed banana: best added to compliment flavors of whatever it is you're baking (peanut butter, chocolate) make sure it's MUSHY and ripe
Apple sauce: again, best with complimentary flavors (cinnamon, brown sugar) use unsweetened and have the rest as a snack
The big boy champ, ground flaxseed: flavorless, though it does darken your batter/ dough a bit. Bags found next to cornstarch and almond meal, etc. Instructions on how to use right on the bag! Make sure to let the flaxseed water combo sit in a separate bowl until it has the consistency of mucus 👍
Now with all of these you MUST add a bit more leavener, they don't have the lil bit of lift eggs give, so make sure you add a touch more baking powder. Sort of ok for brownies and cookies if you want them a bit more dense but KEY for cakes, quick breads, muffins and other things like that or she is gonna be SQUIDGY 🫡
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i love non-vegans deciding what they think should be vegan. like. it doesn’t matter to them if honey is vegan but they have to insist it is anyway.
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“why are you vegan?”
idk I guess I just love animals, it was a natural choice
“lol you can love something and still pay to have it’s throat cut after a lifetime of neglect, misery, and abuse. silly vegans.”
then I guess I have no reason at all. probably just bored.
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As a lot of (omni) leftist organizing fails and veganism continues to be more popular, one wonders if all that "personal activism doesn't work" shit really mattered.
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"Vegans should eat (clams, honey, bugs, eggs) and use (wool, leather, gelatin)"
You don't know what vegan means! Veganism is about not using animal products because animals aren't for us to use! The suffering is relevant but veganism is not simply about reducing suffering, it's a whole ass ideology beyond that.
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vegan subreddit asking the important questions
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David Shrigley (b.1968) - Balance the Ball on Your Nose. 2021.
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"i am fine with animals dying for my meal" well animals are not fine with it which is the entire issue
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