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saw v is one of the funniest movies ever actually

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love to think that the reason why hoffman didn't get invited to mexico is because he'd be useless. john's getting bloodboarded while amanda's having a breakdown and hoffman is 30 miles away on a beach somewhere with sunglasses on, his tits out, and a comically large margarita in his hand. phone on do not disturb

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god made hot slashers to test our faith.

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hes holding it like such a diva ✨🎀👜

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i have this picture as my current desktop screen so everytime i close my laptop i say ‘game over’ and slam it shut

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vine splash taiyaki. .. ... ..

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being mentally ill about your ocs, is waiting for someone to read your mind and ask about the 457643235 ideas that even you don’t know about

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This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

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har har har. subspace again.