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booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font

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Life is crazy because what do you mean this guy wants to date me even though I don’t like to hold hands or kiss and I have trust issues and still haven’t even told him where I live

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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going to uni to get a doctorate in pissing people off seeing as i was a child prodigy in this particular field

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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to get overinvested in "bad victims" in every form of media and get my heart broken by their endings over and over and over again

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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to get overinvested in "bad victims" in every form of media and get my heart broken by their endings over and over and over again

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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to get overinvested in "bad victims" in every form of media and get my heart broken by their endings over and over and over again

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here's my contribution to the Project Hail Mary fandom

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This book was very good A+

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Word for today: wrench attack

Within the crypto community, to physically threaten or attack someone to force them to grant you access to digital assets; name inspired by xkcd #538

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The guy who’s not my boyfriend but also not not my boyfriend gets to have me help him write his mentally ill and female characters with more accuracy and grace, but in exchange he has to deal with me being mentally ill

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my friend just said “conservatives don’t even seem to be conserving anything anymore”

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Oneonta Gorge, Columbia River, Oregon

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we need playing pretend now more than ever