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Steve fell off the social ladder (and apparently hit ever rung with his face) and Eddie spends a couple weeks watching him before going up to him and offers him a seat at his table because -
“What?” Steve asks. “I’m not being bullied. Are you okay?”
“Y-yeah, you are?” Eddie blinks. He was expecting a no. Maybe a ‘get lost.’ Was even hoping a little for a yes, not - “You’re totally being bullied.”
“No, I’m not.”
“You eat lunch alone,” Eddie points out. “You - you don’t sit with your friends anymore.”
“Yeah, because I’m not on the basketball team. That’s the table for the basketball team. Why would I sit there if I’m not on the team?”
“Everybody is talking about you behind your back,” He says. Steve makes a so-so gesture. “Tyler McIntosh pushed you into the lockers yesterday.”
“Tommy has been pushing me into lockers since middle school,” Steve replies. “Next you’re going to say that Tommy is a bully.”
“He is!”
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life
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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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tenna is so nice he feeds you food for being so stupid if you die several times on the video game board with 0 points
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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”
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Me fighting the knight after Susie and Ralsei get deleted
Alt ending where Kris is too powerful:
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People have talked a lot about how Spamton wanting to "get big" has to do with breaking free of the game, breaking into reality. In Chapter 3 we have an example of Kris being big, at least in relation to the inhabitants of the Shadow Mantle game.
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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
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