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idk if you've answered this but which of the brothers do you think genuinely has the largest wingspan

LOL THE VANBROTHERS? As in the Vanserras?? If they HAD wings?

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EXCUSE ME THE CUNTCLAVE BANNER???? I have literal tears in my eyes it’s so beautiful WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THAT BEFORE 😭😭😭😭

LMFAOOOOO @laxibbeb was the beautiful brilliant mind behind it! Best day of my life

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Marcedric anon smiles that the sneaky other anon asks they made are finally being answered.

Be so honest with me right now, Marcedric Anon. Were you the one behind the nursing handjob

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silver fox rhys??

Yess the idea originated here!

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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A fun fact about me: I've made mountains shake, your legs should be no problem. Together we could make the people of Velaris think it’s raining

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Art by @velidewrites

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Which brothers drive the car and which are passenger princesses?

Vanserra Brothers vs Road Trip AU

Sylas: drives for SURE. Hand on your thigh at ALL times. Squeezing a little too hard when you try to squirm away, pretending you're mad over him refusing to hand-feed you snacks. You gasp and suddenly his fingers graze a little higher. You no longer trust his driving/multitasking skills. PULL OVER RIGHT NOW

Lucien: Drives, too, but you're most certainly not in the passenger seat. Oh, you thought you'd get to be the passenger princess? Too bad. He has you kneeling right in front of him, squeezing into the tight space between his legs. One of his hands is on the steering wheel, the other rests tangled in your hair to guide you further down on him protect you from bumping your head.

Eris: As if he would drive. As if he'd let you drive, too. The family has a chauffeur for that, do they not? You're both in the back seat, privacy screen rolled all the way up. No one gets to see you like this but him. The screen gets fogged up within seconds.

Marcel: You never even make it to the car. Sorry, sweetheart.

Vermilion: Passenger princess with a death wish. Why else would he be this determined to keep your eyes on him instead of the road. You make the mistake of complaining you're hungry and he eagerly volunteers to feed you the fresh fruit you've packed. Suddenly his fingers are in your mouth and you realize this road trip is going to end with you losing your license. He sneaks his hand up your skirt (WHY DID YOU WEAR A SKIRT!!) as you get pulled over and refuses to stop teasing the hem of your panties as the cops begin to approach your car. He's very skilled in making his exploits go unnoticed, you see. And if they do happen to notice, well -- don't pretend you didn't want to get caught.

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GIRLY. pls tell me where u learned to draw

like did you just draw by yourself and got better at it or did you do some classes?? I NEED TO KNOWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HI HELLO! No, I didn't do any classes or art school or anything like that! Just some youtube tutorials + watching other artists' speedpaints, studying references and all that jazz. I'm still learning and definitely not where I want to be but I can't recommend practicing enough! I think I've improved from where I was two years ago so I'd say my biggest piece of advice would be to just keep drawing, even if you know it's not your best work!

art archive || brushes i use (procreate)

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what is a nursing handjob?? like they're bedridden in a hospital and a nurse is wacking them off? (important part of any treatment plan)

I see the vision actually

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In ranking order, which of the Vanserras cum the fastest during a nursing handjob?

My god how I missed answering my asks

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What if I told you the bone anon and mpreg anon are the same 😏😏😏😏

I'd expect NOTHING less from my beloved unhinged Anon

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WE COULD HAVE HAD MARCEL VANPREG? oh that poor thing.... quick, Vermilion, steal your evil brother's baby before he can do to them some shit like test how long can a newborn survive only eating smoke

NO WE COULD NOT HAVE

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Who has a bigger biting kink, Sylas or all the annons that want to gnaw on Marcel's arm bones?

Not even Sylas Vanserra himself could measure up to the absolute DEPRAVITY the Marcel girlies drop into my askbox

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Which one of the Vanserras would be down to pick me up and run around the forest for fun? (Lucien is not allowed)

Why would you deprive Lucien of this joy, Anon. He picks you up and throws you straight into the stream

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Helion art was gorgeous. What if. Devlon is Helion's bastard.

Your mind works in such wondrous ways Anon

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VELIDE I neex you to know how talented you are, you're blessing my eyes with every piece of art you're posting

You better stop it immediately or I'm going to cry

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elucien sketch-a-day #9 who's to say elain doesn't enjoy her situation a little bit