vellialavellious
vellialavellious
stealing souls and social security numbers
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vellialavellious · 60 minutes ago
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It's too hot lol
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vellialavellious · 1 hour ago
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I hate how often some (typically abled) people will go “well, if you can’t [get a specific support], then what?” when it comes to disabilities. As if it’s a “gotcha” moment. And then act like you’re exaggerating when you answer that question honestly.
Disabled people often die from a lack of support. A lot of disability aids are not a luxury, but a basic need in order to live.
“Well what happens if—” people die. People hurt themselves. People hurt others. Disabled people don’t magically become abled if our needs aren’t met.
If a bedbound quadriplegic is caught in a housefire, and there’s nobody there to save them, they’ll probably die. They won’t magically become able-bodied out of sheer will.
If a nonspeaking/nonverbal autistic is denied access to alternative methods of communication, they’ll suffer in silence. They won’t spontaneously become capable of speech.
Disabled people are disabled all the time. Our disabilities don’t go away just because they’re inconvenient, or if we’re in danger.
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vellialavellious · 1 hour ago
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vellialavellious · 1 hour ago
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Reductress really taking no prisoners today
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vellialavellious · 1 hour ago
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I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!
And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like
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and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.
Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.
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vellialavellious · 3 hours ago
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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
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vellialavellious · 3 hours ago
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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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vellialavellious · 3 hours ago
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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vellialavellious · 3 hours ago
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Highly recommend parents sign kids up for things they’ve never tried before so they can try a variety of things.
Highly don’t recommend parents continue to force their kids to stay in activities after the kid has given it a proper try and said they don’t like it.
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vellialavellious · 3 hours ago
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"May I have your name?" the faerie said.
"William," she said with a smile.
"Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!"
"Thank you," she said.
"To win it back, you must- what?"
"I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."
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vellialavellious · 3 hours ago
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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vellialavellious · 4 hours ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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vellialavellious · 4 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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vellialavellious · 4 hours ago
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HAPPY PRIDE
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vellialavellious · 4 hours ago
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me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus
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vellialavellious · 4 hours ago
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"Ohhh, STARS. I've been wanting to do this."
@askoverkill 's Overkill AU!!!
rough drafts cause i forgot about timelapses 😔
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vellialavellious · 4 hours ago
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happy pride month! miku loves you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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