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PSA: If you are Jewish and you need a menorah and candles, contact your nearest Chabad house and they will give you one for free or at most extremely cheap.

Chabad house locator

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throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

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Marvel could continue Stan Lee cameos by inserting photos of him at random places and scenes in every future Marvel film and create a “Finding Stan” cameo that will continue his tradition.

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some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

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British food look like this

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gays: yfkrbcksh

lesbians: akskfjnshd

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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if she’s your girl why is she wearing my cowboy hat and hollering yeehaw

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i tweeted that trans women invented, and therefore own, electronic music and some cis dude sent me 5 bucks with the subject line “For All the EDM”

that’s real allyship

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Hi. Don’t forget about Chechnya. This LGBT concentration camp has been open since early 2017, maybe even earlier than that, and the UN has yet to acknowledge its existence. Hundreds of Russians in the LGBT community have died since the existence of this camp surfaced in news headlines in March/April. Educate yourselves. Figure out what you can do to help.

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Imagine making a name for yourself as a ruthless mobster and 50 years later having that name stolen from you by some dude who stood funny

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“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

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Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

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½ of my personality is made of john mulaney stand up

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Delphin Enjolras - NU AUX ROSES (detail)

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what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop

what my family heard: 

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me after one shower