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I made this a long time ago and never posted it so here goes

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[velonie]

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies 

You’re a pussy

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where is the superb owl

I want to see him

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why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

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what are u romanticizing today u little homo

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i wish all morally dubious twinks and their ever-righteous, inhumanly ethereal boyfriends a very pleasant evening 💙

[image 1 is a digital illustration of wei wuxian smiling at a white dragon coiled around him as he pets its chin. the dragon has cloud patterns in its mane, a long ribbon tied to its forehead, and lan wangji’s golden eyes. image 2 is an illustration of jin guangyao petting the muzzle of a white unicorn. the unicorn also has cloud patterns in its tail and feathering, a long ribbon tied to its forehead, and lan xichen’s kindly expression.]

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Fandom is cancelled, we’re going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we consume.

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Here’s my full piece for the “Classics but Make it Gay” zine which Kickstarter has officially launched now! 😳✨

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i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

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"You can't mock Prince Philip's death! He was a person!"

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What people think internalised biphobia is:

inability to be proud of your bisexuality

What internalised biphobia is in addition to that:

being convinced you’re not bisexual enough

constantly questioning what if you’re actually gay or straight

feeling like you don’t count as bisexual/LGBT anymore because of your current partner’s gender

feeling like you need to prove you’re “really bisexual” by sleeping with/dating people of different genders

feeling like you’re not a full and equal member of the LGBT community unless you’re in a same sex relationship

feeling like any issues you might face because of your sexual orientation aren’t real or don’t count because bisexuals only have it “half as bad”

prioritising every other issue over bisexual activism because you don’t believe bisexuals deserve support, resources, respect or care as much as other minorities

feeling guilty for being monogamous because you think it takes away from your “bisexual credentials”. feeling guilty for being non-monogamous or promiscuous because you think you’re reinforcing the stereotypes  

being ashamed of liking a particular gender because you feel it makes you less feminist/less queer/less pure. trying to minimise or apologise for attraction to a certain gender

being uncomfortable with the word bisexual, thinking it’s shameful, dirty or “just doesn’t sound right”. being scared of, ashamed of or uncomfortable with saying “i’m bisexual” out loud. using euphemism or avoiding the word “bisexual”.

wondering if you just convinced yourself you’re bi for attention and questioning the validity of your attraction and experiences

feeling like you’re deceiving your partners and you need to apologise for/minimise your bisexuality

thinking bisexuality is not as valid, important, political or radical as some other sexual orientations

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there’s still a lot of time left to:

+ find love

+ love yourself

+ meet new people

+ explore new places

+ be happy again or for the first time

+ grow

+ learn

+ change

+ find your place in the world

+ become your best self

+ have good experiences

+ find peace

///// you are not running out of time.

[velonie]

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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The shit just never ends huh

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*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*