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Really enjoying the start of the season, what is all this fishy business

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my kuchipatchi plush comes to life to help me
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HRLP
empanada told bad she said "conyo" and bad went "what does that mean?" and clicked on the sign and it loudly said "C U N T" and he sat there in silence for like 10 seconds LMAOOOO
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mariana, to pepito: out of all the eggs.... you are the most chingon
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richas' TWENTY FOUR CANVASES painting holy shit
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Mariana: I can reassure you that Roier doesn't care about it. Dude, he went to Andorra to meet Rubius and he'll probably meet Vegetta777. Do you think that fucker- and he's with Missa Sinfonia, man! Do you think that fucker needs an Esland? That asshole is achieving everyone's dreams! That fucker is achieving my dream when I was a little kid, Aldo's dream, the dream of anyone who's currently here! That dumbass went to Rubius house, met Wilson (Rubius' cat), for the love of God, you THINK he needs a dumb award- no, no, I'm not trying to devalue it, but you think he needs a fucking award to be happy? That bastard is already happy. He went there with the exact same outfit from last year's Eslands, the same hat, everything, and he's gonna come back with that same hat, but being the happiest kid ever! He met fake Ibai.
Mariana: But I get stressed about you guys stressing out about it. I can reassure you that right now, Roier is having the best time, sharing a meal with Rubius and Vegetta777 in one of his 37 houses.
[ via @RoierEnglish ]
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i love that all of pepito's parents just sing at him. Marianas creating the craziest beatbox remix 2023 hits for his kid
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he deserves every flower from that field and more
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