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just got shot by a sniper rifle

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Ladies want dragons and then complain when they bring their ancient cursed relics everywhere

(My OCs Drahan and Sylfri)

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parents when you repeat the same cycles they instilled in you every day during your most formative years

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they’re so cute?? 😭 oh to be an edgy little flapper with a femme boyfriend sittin on the ground together

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I dropped a grand piano on your boyfriend and it just crushed and killed him painfully and wasn't cartoony at all but was still kinda funny/cute/good.

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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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referring to any and all local events as “the carnival” regardless of the nature of the event

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ah hell, why not. a little getting shot i nthe back of the head never hurt anyone

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Youve been working so hard recently man You deserve a break Come to my place tonight man We're gonna wrap you in sheets and tie a thirty six pound cannonball to your feet and head and throw you into the ocean

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‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least

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the OC of the person reading this

this is a very fun idea actually! I encourage people to reblog with an explanation as to why/why not

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Speak English poorly. Speak with an exaggerated accent or with the pronunciations easier for your native language. Add your language to it. Speak with direct or poor translations of your words into English. Don't conform. Sound obnoxious, sound stereotypical. Be free. Fuck the americanization of the world. Prioritize your native language. Prioritize languages other than English. Listen to them. Listen to your own language.

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Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on