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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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Https://artfight.net/~Muffant

THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME!!! FIGHT ME IF YOU DAAAAAAARRRE!!!

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minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

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Ok but like

The genuine trauma that comes from being built for this specific purpose, to be a performer prebuilt with a “good guy” and “bad guy” mode just to be thrown into childcare and told that you need to suppress this side of yourself or else people will get hurt

Like you never asked for this, you are trying your best but you are really NOT built for this

And slowly it becomes harder and harder to control this other side of yourself, whether it be you, or your brother, or your coworker you share a body with-

You are attached, tied by fate

Trying so hard to be what they need but you just can’t and you keep messing up and they are talking about getting rid of you and keeping you locked away forever and-

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UH WELL-

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Why go to therapy when you can project it all onto Sun?

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Sound on!

Maybe letting them tuck you in isn't the best idea

Audio from @/_funhaver on tiktok

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虽然不常来但还是堆点:3

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don’t hug me I’m posting about dhmis in 2025

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It's that time of the year again

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Duolingo Sucks, Now What?: A Guide

Now that the quality of Duolingo has fallen (even more) due to AI and people are more willing to make the jump here are just some alternative apps and what languages they have:

"I just want an identical experience to DL"

Busuu (Languages: Spanish, Japanese, French, English, German, Dutch, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Polish, Turkish, Russian, Arabic, Korean)

"I want a good audio-based app"

Language Transfer (Languages: French, Swahili, Italian, Greek, German, Turkish, Arabic, Spanish, English for Spanish Speakers)

"I want a good audio-based app and money's no object"

Pimsleur (Literally so many languages)

Glossika (Also a lot of languages, but minority languages are free)

*anecdote: I borrowed my brother's Japanese Pimsleur CD as a kid and I still remember how to say the weather is nice over a decade later. You can find the CDs at libraries and "other" places I'm sure.

"I have a pretty neat library card"

Mango (Languages: So many and the endangered/Indigenous courses are free even if you don't have a library that has a partnership with Mango)

Transparent Language: (Languages: THE MOST! Also the one that has the widest variety of African languages! Perhaps the most diverse in ESL and learning a foreign language not in English)

"I want SRS flashcards and have an android"

AnkiDroid: (Theoretically all languages, pre-made decks can be found easily)

"I want SRS flashcards and I have an iphone"

AnkiApp: It's almost as good as AnkiDroid and free compared to the official Anki app for iphone

"I don't mind ads and just want to learn Korean"

lingory

"I want an app made for Mandarin that's BETTER than DL and has multiple languages to learn Mandarin in"

ChineseSkill (You can use their older version of the course for free)

"I don't like any of these apps you mentioned already, give me one more"

Bunpo: (Languages: Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Korean, and Mandarin)

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Beetles- They're just really cool!