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Devil Venerable is just like

Wenren È: Ah, such an obedient and loyal subordinate I have. I will help him grow stronger and overturn his fate

Literally everyone else: you've created a beast is what you've done. Look at him he has rabies

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So I started arknights and I got daddy silverash. I’m in love

THIS MAN.

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LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN

LOOK AT THEM OKAY

IF YOU LIKE SHOUJO WITH A HISTORICAL SETTING, GREAT CHARACTERS AND GORGEOUS NARRATIVES PLEASE GIVE USOTOKI RHETORIC A CHANCE!!

ITS COMPLETED TOO.

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oh yeah well you haven’t read the big three—

I’ve read the big three. I have read the big three.

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his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me

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Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.

"homoerotic undertones" my ass I just want my rival to be down to fuck

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Modern Edward cullen

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

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malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?

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Where’s my Lan Xichen support group at?

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Handcuffing yourself to your prime suspect is gay culture

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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I-

This is brilliant.

bad tgcf summary

Broke god takes ‘third times the charm’ as personal goal

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Scum Villain is really the neglected eldest child of the MXTX family huh.

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Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

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Heylo so I made makima recently. I hate her so much.

( this isn’t original and I used a fan art for reference, if anyone knows whose it is pls tell me I’ll @ them)

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Hello mutuals I’m back, and with yearning :)

holding hands with someone is one of the simplest and greatest things on earth. nothing else really matters honestly

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bad descriptions of anime (based off of this post by @infxrity)

ps i am sorry in advance

haikyuu!!: short ginger and the power of friendship.

fairy tail: fire + ice rivalry and a lot of fanservice; blue haired men supremacy. cat mascot talks every four seconds.

the disastrous life of saiki k: sarcastic comments for 1k+ minutes. a butt chin is present.

violet evergarden: you swear you won't fucking cry, but you will fucking cry.

your lie in april: fourteen-year-olds with musical trauma and terminal illnesses and ???? romance???? ??? and pretty music

death note: god complex vs greasy men who don't sleep enough. where is the justice. when all the guilty go free.

sword art online: budget went into animation and music. everyone falls in love with an emo kid because he doesn't know how to show emotions or communicate properly.

jjk: aka: eat crispy fingers because you can. white-haired + half blind instructors make everything worth it.

naruto: sum real cute kids with some real wack dreams. white-haired + half blind instructors make everything worth it.

maid sama: blatantly sexist but still somehow very entertaining.

my little monster: character development. misleading title, i swear.

say i love you: please do it already i have been sitting on my ass for six hours. and someone get this guy a haircut.

toradora: love triangles, but make it last twenty-four episodes.

angel beats: i don't know what the fuck is happening but it's fun.

ouran high school host club: i don't know what the fuck is happening but haruhi fujioka is my role model. homosexual supporting cast, questionable twin relationship. totally wack in the best way.

fullmetal alchemist: EDWARD??? WHY????? FOR WHAT REASON????

my hero academia: imagine high school, but kids actually have ambition.

the promised neverland: wow plot holes but i was on the edge of my seat the whole time so whatevs

march comes in like a lion: fucking BEAUTIFUL but it's basically a bunch of old guys playing chess, keep that in mind

love, chuunibyo, and other delusions: i don't know what the fuck is happening but those two characters are gay and nobody is talking about how cute they are.

clannad: plot? what plot? but the ending still made me cry so okkkk

kakegurui: the plot is females getting off to gambling. you do you ig

vampire knight: what in the vampire romance novel fuckery is this. the first opening slaps though

the seven deadly sins: several thousand year old man-child feeling up a princess he's stalked since her birth. the age gaps here. but the openings all slap though

[i love all of these pls don't take it the wrong way]