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if this is real Max agreed to it for one reason and one reason only: when he gets asked “So what happened with Charles in the movie?” it will publicly acceptable for him to say “Nothing just an inchident 🥰”

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this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. look at the camera guy at the back yelling for the rest of them to look brad pitt's way

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how has nobody written a call me by your name sebchal fic yet...

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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Maxie: even death penalty is too light of a sentence

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Porcelain art by Nguyễn Duy Mạnh, 2021-22.

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I am on the verge of crashout of the century every time I remember Oscar is way too close to equaling Charles' wins

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I think a lot of new F1 fans think that we love lestappen because they've known each other since they were kids and they like to yap together.

They don't realize that the whole point of why we think it's cute now is because of the absolute track crimes they have both committed to each other and the fact that we know they would do it again if it meant fighting for a win. And the only reason they can fight each other cleanly is because they both know what will happen if they don't.

We don't want to see Charles and Max fighting for a championship because it'd be cute and fun, we want to see them fighting for a championship because we want to see them be track terrors to each other.

The whole point of Lestappen is the war crimes. They commit against each other, they commit against others, Max quite rightly has a track terror reputation but Max has been screeching since childhood that Charles is just as bad and Charles bats his wide green eyes and goes "who? me?". We want a Lestappen championship because the absolute all-out track warfare would be sensational to witness. They're leaving the bare minimum space, they're driving off the track, they're taking that corner whether the other wants them to or not. They both went to the school of "leave me space or I'll crash us both out". We all joke that Max races Charles differently than everyone else, and no it's not out of respect, or memories, or god forbid friendship. It's out of pure sheer survival instinct because he knows Charles will call his bluff. They're going through that corner side by side together, or not at all. And THAT'S the whole point of Lestappen.

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? OSCAR???

(extra : Max watched it, anyway.)

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The Penitent Magdalene, Carlo Doci (1670) & Charles Leclerc

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remember when Max went to Charles and said "finally mate" because he was expecting him to win for YEARS and ZERO offense even though he himself had a terrible boring race. then Charles giggled and went on to bury his body into Max's arms with the biggest smile while only dabbing his future teammate.

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25/05/25 (Scuderia Ferrari)

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You just don't get it. When a driver I like wins, then Monaco is the pinnacle of motorsport. If they don't, then Monaco should be wiped from existence. See, simples!

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this is mostly for fun purposes and i couldnt even write half of their wildnesses. dont take it seriously mwah

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So, do you support Charles more than Max? :(

If it were a Lestappen championship fight I’d want Charles to come out on top

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【Lestappen520企划】In Another Life

"It seems like we might be rivals in every universes."

Inspired by the crow comic by FalseKnees