verdx
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verdx 1 day ago
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Ch馃挀
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verdx 2 days ago
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And snails!
women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .
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verdx 3 days ago
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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
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verdx 4 days ago
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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.
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verdx 8 days ago
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Till the room smells like crystal surgery
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verdx 9 days ago
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dr who鈥檚 on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
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verdx 9 days ago
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dr who鈥檚 on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
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verdx 10 days ago
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itchier-fettuccine.net
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verdx 10 days ago
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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verdx 11 days ago
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Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I鈥檓 not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
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verdx 11 days ago
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Concept: conservationist metroidvania where the only way to get the best ending is to avoid killing any of the endangered local wildlife, which gets progressively harder throughout the game because each mobility upgrade creates new ways to accidentally explode critters.
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verdx 11 days ago
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verdx 11 days ago
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verdx 12 days ago
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I love how Terry Pratchett weaves these interesting, beautiful, inspiring ideas through his stories only to find 3/4th of the way through it was all build up for an incredibly cheap pun.
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verdx 12 days ago
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verdx 13 days ago
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genuinely how i feel every time
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verdx 14 days ago
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You could probably find your way out of the labyrinth eventually by just walking along one wall until you found the exit but Theseus and the Minotaur did not understand these advanced techniques.
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