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vertical-stripes
Vertical Stripes
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Just a mediocre artist, a walking encyclopaedia of randomness and all round introverted nuisance. Might post a meme once in a while. INTP
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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5'3, under 25 and I like me some choccy milk
rb this and tag your height, age, and your favourite type of milk (or if you hate it, why?)
im 5"10, 19, and i hate milk because it doesn’t even taste good.
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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Humans Are Weird
So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 
What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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This scene makes me cry, I just want to give him a big hug and tell him that he is loved.
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6 Years Ago
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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When I grow up...
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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What a couple of dorks
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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*drop kicks a Durian to you*
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*playfully reminds you that Ackee is a fruit that exists*
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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Yes Gaud, they would. *thinking about the tiny army I have under my skin*
Tiny animals to brighten your dashboard. 😍
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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The labour of somebody else's love
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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A peep into the mind of an INTP.
A series of random thoughts, visions of taking over the world, a bunch of cat memes and everything in between.
Season 1, Episode 1.
Does anyone else have long meaningful conversations with themselves? Or is it just me?
I would always start off in the third person, for example I would be there wash the dishes, and an idea pops into my brain. I have a debate with myself whether it's a good one or that it's down right stupid. If I win the debate, I would daydream about how awesome it would be and how rich I would get. Thinking of how I would climb the social ladder, meeting the person of my dreams at that moment in time, laughing and holding hands with him. P.S I'm straight.
Nearly of my great ideas come from talking to myself. But most of those great ideas don't really get executed because I'm to lazy or that I get somebody else to do it, that usually doesn't end well.
If I am actually bothered to do one, I give up half way and start another project altogether, which I don't finish. So on and so forth.
Thank you for wasting your time reading this. :)
Disclaimer, this 'project' might be forgotten, abandoned or just that I could not be bothered with it.
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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Just remember that Jesus loves you
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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Thank God for science
How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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Woe to those who oppose
The Types and Protest Signs
ESFP:
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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𝐇𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐩 😢
he’s on his way to greatness!
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vertical-stripes · 4 years ago
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Wow what a mood
Me: watches a new movie/tv show for fun
Also me: suddenly notices the attractive male lead who is most certainly 35+ and I know immediately that he will infiltrate my thoughts for the next 365 days.
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vertical-stripes · 5 years ago
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Tis' Baby Groot
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